jensensbooty

jensensbooty


Our Booty in jeans
Luscious be thy cheeks
Thy gorgeous curves
Thy rounded rump
They are the symbol of heaven.
Give us this day our daily grope

— jensensbooty Report User
Neuschwanstein Castle, Germany (in winter!) 19 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Is this the grand Budapest hotel
Hold the door! 2 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
That’s why you gotta shake it a little do that little swirl
Skipping leg day is based 2 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Swoletariat
How to open two beers at once - and with class 3 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Class? No. Dental damage? Yes.
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Oh my 6 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
NSFW
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Be more picky with your h20 melons 1 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Or you could just slap it
Lebanon, circa 2020 10 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Except not funny at all, wait a few years
Probably 18 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
The comments are kinda glossing over the fact that he’s 29 and she’s 18.... AND HE SAID HE LIKED HER AT HER PREVIOUS WEIGHT!!!!!
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Valid? 1 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Valid
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Freakish joint Moose 20 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Thank you guest, I appreciate your words. I like when people approach this subject logically because I like to approach situations logically and when girls try to encourage me and tell me that I am beautiful it feels false because it usually is, girls always hype each other up. But when facts and analysis are brought to the table it really eases my anxiety about it, so thank you.
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Freakish joint Moose 20 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
/2 an objective attractiveness regardless of preference or culture. To clarify, this was something taught in my communications class which makes sense. I do not think I am objectively attractive anymore when comparing myself to the faces on Tik Tok and Instagram when trying to figure out why my pool of potential mates has gone down I’m quantity and quality when college has expanded the playing field
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Freakish joint Moose 20 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
I guess my objective assessment was the amount of looks I would get in public of the opposite gender. When I was a teenager this happened a lot and I was swimming in potential mates, never having to worry about if I was going to be alone. This happened both at a private and public school, so the pool was gradually broadened and I still came out on top. Once I hit my 20s, college is vast and so many people are out there. I do not get looks thrown my way anymore and am struggling to find a boyfriend. I feel like my objective attractiveness has increased from highschool with improvements to makeup, clothing, puberty, and fitness but its been 3 years since someone has wanted to be in a relationship with me and guys do not glance my way in public anymore. When I downloaded tik tok I saw how many beautiful girls there are and how I am definitely not up to those standards face or weight wise. In my communications class, things like hip to waist ratio and face symmetry do create /1
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High five or a slap? 1 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Always scared that when I do that a spider will fall out of the tree
'Scuze me venting through.. 10 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Yikes, I agree that stuff shouldn’t be introduced to young girls
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Freakish joint Moose 20 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
I used to think I was attractive but I realized I am not
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Heres a game for you guys 33 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Why did have to be one of the worst ones ;((
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Heres a game for you guys 33 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse :(
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Anon has a point 1 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Agreed
A cup of coffee, Istanbul 9 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Yuckyyyyyyy
A cup of coffee, Istanbul 9 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
I’ve always wanted to try one
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Haha, silly pecker-head! 1 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
God doesn’t protect against stupid lol
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Better than most Americans 29 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Doubt this is even a German man
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Door dash order was not on timing as expected. Alcohol was involved 4 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
Buffalo Wild Wings is always god awfully slow
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The purest cheese imaginable 4 comments
jensensbooty · 4 years ago
That looks like.... wait a minute