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Neuschwanstein Castle, Germany (in winter!) 19 comments
jensensbooty
· 4 years ago
Is this the grand Budapest hotel
Hold the door! 2 comments
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jensensbooty
· 4 years ago
The comments are kinda glossing over the fact that he’s 29 and she’s 18.... AND HE SAID HE LIKED HER AT HER PREVIOUS WEIGHT!!!!!
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jensensbooty
· 4 years ago
Thank you guest, I appreciate your words. I like when people approach this subject logically because I like to approach situations logically and when girls try to encourage me and tell me that I am beautiful it feels false because it usually is, girls always hype each other up. But when facts and analysis are brought to the table it really eases my anxiety about it, so thank you.
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Freakish joint Moose 20 comments
jensensbooty
· 4 years ago
/2 an objective attractiveness regardless of preference or culture. To clarify, this was something taught in my communications class which makes sense. I do not think I am objectively attractive anymore when comparing myself to the faces on Tik Tok and Instagram when trying to figure out why my pool of potential mates has gone down I’m quantity and quality when college has expanded the playing field
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Freakish joint Moose 20 comments
jensensbooty
· 4 years ago
I guess my objective assessment was the amount of looks I would get in public of the opposite gender. When I was a teenager this happened a lot and I was swimming in potential mates, never having to worry about if I was going to be alone. This happened both at a private and public school, so the pool was gradually broadened and I still came out on top. Once I hit my 20s, college is vast and so many people are out there. I do not get looks thrown my way anymore and am struggling to find a boyfriend. I feel like my objective attractiveness has increased from highschool with improvements to makeup, clothing, puberty, and fitness but its been 3 years since someone has wanted to be in a relationship with me and guys do not glance my way in public anymore. When I downloaded tik tok I saw how many beautiful girls there are and how I am definitely not up to those standards face or weight wise. In my communications class, things like hip to waist ratio and face symmetry do create /1
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