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Senior citizens be cray 1 comments
jenshine · 9 years ago
that's baddiewinkle "stealing your man since 1928".
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Dogs 6 comments
jenshine · 9 years ago
i love this dog. he is like a tiny, cute wolf that has a little smile on his face.
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Yeth, yeth I am awesome 3 comments
jenshine · 9 years ago
looks like the office space stapler guy to me
Scumbag 'murica 6 comments
jenshine · 9 years ago
That's good information. (I don't know why people are downvoting).
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Scumbag 'murica 6 comments
jenshine · 9 years ago
True, but... that leads to a lot of people waiting until their illness is serious enough to go to the ER, which is way more expensive and harder to treat than a simple doctor visit. Also, it clogs the ER.
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Things that look like Nicki Minaj 11 comments
jenshine · 9 years ago
anyone can see that she's gorgeous in every pic anyway...
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this is actually genius 13 comments
jenshine · 9 years ago
uhhh... paddiepackie is the "normal" term here?
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Space dog 5 comments
jenshine · 9 years ago
such moonwalk
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One out of ten are gay 10 comments
jenshine · 9 years ago
ummm.... if they had sex with you, and you're a girl... chances are they aren't gay. gay dudes generally don't have sex with girls. that's kinda not their thing.
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We all have that one friend 18 comments
jenshine · 9 years ago
I'm genuinely sorry that that is the only impression you have of how fat people eat. I hope that you will at least consider that perhaps a higher percentage of fat people than you currently believe have a true genetic disposition to gain weight. And I hope it is just you joking around or showing off that causes you to keep referring to them in such a derogatory manner.
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We all have that one friend 18 comments
jenshine · 9 years ago
So you're basing what fat people eat on a photo you saw on the internet? Your generalizations about how fat people eat, referring to them as "strap on a bag of cheese doodles like a feed bag" tells me that you think of them as animals, not as human beings. Saying that they eat a three pound block of cheese as a snack is just a ludicrous statement.
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We all have that one friend 18 comments
jenshine · 9 years ago
so when fat people blame genetics, they're lying cuz they obviously eat tons of food, but when skinny people eat tons of food and don't gain weight everyone is jealous. genetics is a real thing guys, and it goes both ways.
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Today is my birthday 45 comments
jenshine · 9 years ago
Happy Birthday! :)
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Migrane 15 comments
jenshine · 9 years ago
I think you mean a migraine aura.
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Fearsome little wolf 6 comments
jenshine · 9 years ago
where is this awesome place?
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Ipad 9 mini 10 comments
jenshine · 9 years ago
The microwave only works if you are using the hairdryer at the same time.
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Idioms of the world. 7 comments
jenshine · 9 years ago
I know a couple of Persian ones...
"If you pay peanuts, you'll get monkeys working for you"
"Camel see, no see" - means like someone is walking past you with a camel, and you pretend you never saw him.
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Kid has a nasty arm throw 6 comments
jenshine · 9 years ago
Marilyn monroe had a point 8 comments
jenshine · 9 years ago
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NF5XU-k2Vk
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Poor Guy 3 comments
jenshine · 9 years ago
good thing she's got her purse between them right there....
Shape your own seat 17 comments
jenshine · 9 years ago
what is this sorcery?
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Please 13 comments
jenshine · 9 years ago
where does the line start?
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I wannnntttttt it 3 comments
jenshine · 9 years ago
its only $6900
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Homeless man who lived on the streets plays a beautiful piano melody that he wrote 7 comments
jenshine · 9 years ago
i'm guessing he's schizophrenic and took a lot of piano lessons as a kid.