how do you ask someone to take a pic like that?

"The tears aren't coming." Gob is the best. :)

this makes me ovulate.

me, every morning, when i wake up from a dream and remember my life.

classic.

do parents just let kids fend for themselves nowadays or what? these kids are going to be taking care of me when i'm old. i'm scared. if i'm lucky dexter cox will get to me before the other two.

but it's also something a stalker would say. and it's in a bathroom. so, kinda creepy too.

california poppy.... one bamf.

anybody know where i can find my reset button?

the struggle is real....

Speaking as someone who has never lived in snow, that actually seems like a totally reasonable solution. I don't know how people don't go insane.

i seriously prefer the fat pratt. much cuddlier.

is that a tribesman with a pet hyena, with an oil tanker in the background?

that dog is so cute... what kind is it? is it little?

Sorry, I can't comment on this until I've had my coffee.... err... I mean... my second round of coffee.

why can't i upvote this 1000000 times?

giant lifesaver

OMG that is a genius way to get out of a ticket! I'm not saying this lady was faking, but if you were to hypothetically fake it, there's no way a cop is gunna write you a ticket after you hug him and thank him for saving your life, right? Like he's gunna be thinking about telling everyone "hey i saved somebody's life today". He's not gunna be in the mood to write a ticket and ruin your day, cuz you almost died.