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Well I know lots of horror stories 60 comments
jeremy · 6 years ago
ok, this is epic
Who's with me? 38 comments
jeremy · 6 years ago
so you just kind of lie there emotionless while he gets off
Hehe 12 comments
jeremy · 6 years ago
that's my point
Fifteen years ago, the man lost his wedding ring and assumed that someone took it 6 comments
jeremy · 6 years ago
someone just stole it right off his finger
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Coffee protocol during the cold months 13 comments
jeremy · 6 years ago
jesus christ xvarnah you really don't miss a trick
It just came to my mind 9 comments
jeremy · 6 years ago
not while they were both president
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‪“Pick up a hitchhiker, because they might be running away from a prison inmate.” 2 comments
jeremy · 6 years ago
@title the struggle is real but I understand what you're saying
Don't work too intelligent 7 comments
jeremy · 6 years ago
the picture isn't meant to be taken literally good god
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Coffee protocol during the cold months 13 comments
jeremy · 6 years ago
those silly Irish and their alcoholism haha such funny little people.
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Hehe 12 comments
jeremy · 6 years ago
his body could still stop a bullet
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With "true story" pose 4 comments
jeremy · 6 years ago
this is epic like if ur introvert and genius
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Who's with me? 38 comments
jeremy · 6 years ago
All Im saying is she roped him into an asexual relationship he doubtless did not know he was getting into until he was married
When life gives you lemons 6 comments
jeremy · 6 years ago
aw gee if only I made a joke about that
How to neatly fold a grocery bag compactly 6 comments
jeremy · 6 years ago
thought the diagram was a joke at first
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How Long You Can Stare at This 5 comments
jeremy · 6 years ago
feels like it's speeding up
Deleting history 5 comments
jeremy · 6 years ago
thats. the. joke.
Deeper than Mariana Trench 10 comments
jeremy · 6 years ago
we live in a society
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Who's with me? 38 comments
jeremy · 6 years ago
I doubt Mrs Collector straight up told her husband to be that she was asexual. And why not, I wonder?
Who's with me? 38 comments
jeremy · 6 years ago
the marriage does not have to be held up by sex. It is a healthy activity, and can help ease tensions in a relationship. If a man is denied such a basic need they could be driven to other options. Certainly no one would ask for that situation
Bow down peasants d*cklover 696969 is coming through 3 comments
jeremy · 6 years ago
pi is smaller than 3001. Just because it is irrational, doesn't make it infinite.
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Seagulls, the greatest weakness of great white sharks 6 comments
jeremy · 6 years ago
like a dog chasing squirrels
Optimist, pessimist and the cat 4 comments
jeremy · 6 years ago
Garfield: the glass is halgf lasagna. I lasagna the lasgnana lasaga lasnaga
Hired for being Honest... Way to go! 5 comments
jeremy · 6 years ago
the joke is that it seemed like he was going to say that he had sex with a cat but then he didn't. He didn't have sex with a cat
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Time for surgery 6 comments
jeremy · 6 years ago
who wants to be penetrated up to her guts?? what abt her cervix?
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When rats are more human than humans 21 comments
jeremy · 6 years ago
@title is that what you're implying?