Fifteen years ago, the man lost his wedding ring and assumed that someone took it

Planting bamboo is a huge mistake. I spent two hours today stripping and chopping dead bamboo trunks for my elderly neighbor. He told me that the bamboo invading his yard blew there from a storm, and no matter what he does, it never dies and it never goes away. It spreads like the common cold and chokes the root systems of trees around it.

I think I've seen a series of very long movies that start out like this

Can I say that your dad is careless?

Me: dont say it
Dont say it
Dont say it
My brain: Myyyyy preciouus

someone just stole it right off his finger