Jordan Erika Smith

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Can relate 6 comments
jes5890 · 1 day ago
I thought every time it was posted we come here to explain that he's rinsing the chlorine off with the bottled water so his eyes stop burning
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Get a Chip in your life 3 comments
jes5890 · 1 day ago
That man is such an adorable child.
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Thanks for the Superheroes..love you Stan Lee 6 comments
jes5890 · 2 days ago
He had several recorded for just this reason
And boom goes the dynamite 16 comments
jes5890 · 5 days ago
Same as your standard southern preacher.
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It could save U 13 comments
jes5890 · 5 days ago
Uh coral snakes are super venomous. They just have super short fangs that often wont penetrate.
It could save U 13 comments
jes5890 · 5 days ago
This (though friend came first) was the way i was taught
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Smart kid 9 comments
jes5890 · 1 week ago
Im missing where he got the plate came from
Good luck! 12 comments
jes5890 · 1 week ago
Grenade launcher...i think thats what that is. I feel like thats only useful once.
Magikarp kid 8 comments
jes5890 · 1 week ago
You know you have a good costume when you're cuter than John Barrowman.
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Wimbledon assemble 4 comments
jes5890 · 1 week ago
Is that eddie redmayne beside benedict?
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Please 9 comments
jes5890 · 1 week ago
Genies are usually shown to be evil and twist wishes horribly
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Jail is a jail 4 comments
jes5890 · 2 weeks ago
Lies! He was in jail for 2 hours after defending tobys ex wife who was pregnant with the twins. (Who gets this reference?)
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That is good man 31 comments
jes5890 · 2 weeks ago
Yea if a cop sees someone grab your hair and you auto react and he arrests YOU, then hes not doing his job. I have ptsd. If someone GRABS me, even just my hair, I can assure you I will react and it will absolutely not be on me. Now youre correct that theres a big difference between defending yourself and excessive force, but we're not saying beat the ever living shit out of them.
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That is good man 31 comments
jes5890 · 3 weeks ago
She was touched first, so self defense.
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I can’t believe some kids don’t know what these are 11 comments
jes5890 · 3 weeks ago
I was in a thrift store the other day and these tiny kids (2-4) were so excited about some of the vhs shows they found and were going to get to watch because they hadnt seen them before, being as old as they are.
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Hamsters are the true heroes 8 comments
jes5890 · 3 weeks ago
2 cats and 2 dogs here.
*doo doo duh doom* 1 comments
jes5890 · 3 weeks ago
And his first response is a cease and desist from disney.
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Maybe he built a submarine?? 8 comments
jes5890 · 3 weeks ago
Its bigger on the inside
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Netflix era kids will never know 10 comments
jes5890 · 3 weeks ago
Don't worry. They still get it from hulu because no sibling is going to be nice and pause it.
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Those damn milennials are at it again 9 comments
jes5890 · 4 weeks ago
I prefer real cheese so I admit Im to blame for this one.
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My cooking skill 7 comments
jes5890 · 4 weeks ago
What? No! Never even take the lid off the pot until its done.
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"I catch a rat half an hour after I wake up from sedation (wearing a cast)" 4 comments
jes5890 · 5 weeks ago
And i was proud my kitten caught and ate her first bug. That cat just set the bar.
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This conversation between weratedogs 6 comments
jes5890 · 7 weeks ago
This would be utterly perfect if it also included the recent follow up where Brant got a dog and it was rated.
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Here owner I brought snac 10 comments
jes5890 · 7 weeks ago
Its taking excellent care of its bumbling, big human kitten. Thats proper cat love.
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Cate logic 6 comments
jes5890 · 10 weeks ago
Ive got two 3 month old kittens that love their plush bed but wont have anything to do with the boxes I put down.
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