Jordan Erika Smith

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Always wear your reading glasses when following a recipe 5 comments
jes5890 · 1 week ago
Needs more garlic obviously
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Subsequent annoyed windy Wasp 1 comments
jes5890 · 1 week ago
I think you mean always leave your door open.
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A Roomba with PTSD 6 comments
jes5890 · 2 weeks ago
5/7 often leaves some dusty remnants
Moon moon being cute 3 comments
jes5890 · 3 weeks ago
You forgot adorable. Proud and adorable.
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All-round high piped Badger 8 comments
jes5890 · 4 weeks ago
That scene in the day after tomorrow where the whole ice shelf breaks off from taking core samples seems a good example too.
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He does 10 comments
jes5890 · 7 weeks ago
Its funny because millennials are also given flack for taking classes to learn basic things their parents never taught them.
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I did often 12 comments
jes5890 · 30 weeks ago
Often. Starts with deja vu confusion...like this has happened before and then the next thing happens exactly as you expect and you're just so surprised you can't breathe for a moment.
What was yours favorite game as a child? 27 comments
jes5890 · 31 weeks ago
Suikoden 2 and pokemon.
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This made me tear up just a little 6 comments
jes5890 · 31 weeks ago
My first thought was for death to take the old lady so they can be together.
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Survival of the fittest 10 comments
jes5890 · 32 weeks ago
I have 4. They all want pets. I'm overwhelmed by a lack of hands.
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Cast lots for world peace 21 comments
jes5890 · 34 weeks ago
"Well compensated" lmao
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You didn't 5 comments
jes5890 · 35 weeks ago
Damn, I went the other way. Can I go back and become a Disney villain instead?
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Last season will be so sick 3 comments
jes5890 · 35 weeks ago
You guys are my people. Not one of my friends likes him best.
Ara ara backwards is ara ara 5 comments
jes5890 · 37 weeks ago
This is from is it wrong to try to pick up girls in a dungeon
Based on a true story 2 comments
jes5890 · 37 weeks ago
I will never forget my brothers face after I got a draconic visage back in the day. Especially since I enjoyed skilling over pvm.
Eyelashes 8 comments
jes5890 · 38 weeks ago
Alas, women often dress for other women. Women can be cruel to each other.
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The story of my life 7 comments
jes5890 · 38 weeks ago
10 years of therapy and instead of hating myself for failing I'm at the "disappointed but proud of the attempt" stage instead. Still have those right side days though.
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Cats are kidding themselves 8 comments
jes5890 · 38 weeks ago
Doesnt Daniel radcliff have a show that covers this description pretty well?
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Simpsons did it 5 comments
jes5890 · 38 weeks ago
I got my Honda ctx because it's a cruiser designed like a sports bike. This is a super pretty bike, but frankly an 8k bike or a 48k bike is an easy choice.
The Grumpycat Legacy Lives On 5 comments
jes5890 · 38 weeks ago
She's 10 years old so unlikely she's an attempt but I'm sure there are people who would try just to make money.
The Grumpycat Legacy Lives On 5 comments
jes5890 · 38 weeks ago
I like the grumpy cat bored panda posted the other day. So adorably grumpy. Google it.
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Oh f**k off Rebecca 4 comments
jes5890 · 39 weeks ago
We told my brothers now wife to run when they first got together. He still has a temper and acts like a jerk sometimes but she really mellowed him out. We still tell her she's the favorite. The 3 adorable kids help.
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I'd watch that 4 comments
jes5890 · 39 weeks ago
I search for not horrible dubbed anime for this reason
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Pet ownership 11 comments
jes5890 · 39 weeks ago
So true.
Pet ownership 11 comments
jes5890 · 39 weeks ago
The seeds digest to cyanide. They're poisonous to humans too.
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