Jordan Erika Smith

jes5890


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Maybe you should be concerned 14 comments
jes5890 · 9 years ago
I'm not sure how "getting fit" is going to make me feel better about being raped...
Maybe you should be concerned 14 comments
jes5890 · 9 years ago
I'm overweight, but then I also suffer from depression and PTSD. I'll probably kill myself from mental illness long before any physical problems have a chance. Yet people who have no right to say you should feel bad about yourself? I'll never understand it.
let's be real here 4 comments
jes5890 · 9 years ago
They know their target market so well because everyone working there is also in their target market. It's so not fair that they get to have so much fun at work.
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Here is a awesome boarder collie 13 comments
jes5890 · 9 years ago
No, I enjoyed the joke. However, you called it a pun. It is not a pun.
Here is a awesome boarder collie 13 comments
jes5890 · 9 years ago
A pun is a relation of two things that sound similar but are different in meaning. This is not a border collie. Therefore boarder collie would only be a pun for an actual border collie. And this is not a border collie.
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"I thought you guys were exaggerating. Got my first cat this weekend" 10 comments
jes5890 · 9 years ago
omgosh what a cutie!
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Enjoying the simple things with Dad! 10 comments
jes5890 · 9 years ago
I wanted it to be the Stay Puft man. lol
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D'aww 2 comments
jes5890 · 9 years ago
He is completely gorgeous!
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There is a difference! 25 comments
jes5890 · 9 years ago
You mean when we hold our hands down at our side as we ride by? yeah, I don't do that every time either because I can be focused on other things and not see people. Hell, I didn't do it for a long time just because I wasn't comfortable removing my hand.
There is a difference! 25 comments
jes5890 · 9 years ago
Actually, yes, I do. A jerk isn't defined by what they drive.
There is a difference! 25 comments
jes5890 · 9 years ago
You spelled "people" wrong. lol
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There is a difference! 25 comments
jes5890 · 9 years ago
Statistically speaking, given a 2-vehicle accident, nearly half the time it is the driver of a vehicle crashing into the motorcycle. People like to blame motorcycles, but in my experience it is more vehicle drivers without regard for a motorcyclist that cause accidents. I've never been the cause of an accident in my car either, yet wrecks still happen...
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Don't tell tumblr pls 34 comments
jes5890 · 9 years ago
Never understood those...they're super ugly to me. I like thin rectangles and floating edges. Half-frames are a go-to.
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A bite of vitamin a day 12 comments
jes5890 · 9 years ago
eww, eww, eww!
If you think about it... 17 comments
jes5890 · 9 years ago
Same. Jack and Rose was my first thought.
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Redneck Avengers 15 comments
jes5890 · 10 years ago
I figured the whole marrying-cousin stereotype fit perfectly.
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Redneck Avengers 15 comments
jes5890 · 10 years ago
Perhaps She-Hulk, cousin of Bruce Banner.
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In an alternative universe 5 comments
jes5890 · 10 years ago
This disturbs me greatly.
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Cat returning home 6 comments
jes5890 · 10 years ago
I totally saw him saying "I'm fabulous!"
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What a birthday is 12 comments
jes5890 · 10 years ago
So if cry because you're happy any other time in your life (wedding, having your own children, etc.), your mom isn't supposed to smile?
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Some people wear it better than others 22 comments
jes5890 · 10 years ago
Yes, it was altered, but mostly it was the altered colors to make her glow more, added shadows to make her boobs and cheekbones pop out. She just looks that good honestly.
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And suddenly, there was a Dave. 6 comments
jes5890 · 10 years ago
That's not a problem. I volunteer as tribute!
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Clever Girl 18 comments
jes5890 · 10 years ago
I...I don't know how to feel about this.
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Have a gopher problem? A gallon milk jug full of water should do the trick 3 comments
jes5890 · 10 years ago
That's horrible! The poor little thing.
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