Jordan Erika Smith

jes5890


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Being healthy is for the rich 20 comments
jes5890 · 5 years ago
$2 a pound is standard in my area. Not sure why 2 chicken breasts are that expensive.
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Footwear 3 comments
jes5890 · 5 years ago
Being a JoCo girl, I find this hilarious.
I mean it was still the 90's until well into the early 00's 9 comments
jes5890 · 5 years ago
I personally loved my purple ketchup as a kid, but I may be biased as it is/was my favorite color.
My wife is an under. I do it the right way. What does thing? 15 comments
jes5890 · 5 years ago
The proper way is to not replace it at all and just sit it on top of the empty roll from two years ago.
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Wait, what? 6 comments
jes5890 · 5 years ago
Kinda rewards the bad too. Maybe we can solve the coal crisis if were all bad and just get coal. Lol
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If you can see this 1 comments
jes5890 · 5 years ago
Mine dont wake me but they notice the second im awake and make sure I stay awake
Romanian city gives free bus rides to passengers who read books inside 11 comments
jes5890 · 5 years ago
Same for me. I cant even play a game that has short sentences to read without feeling queasy.
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Earth vs sun 49 comments
jes5890 · 5 years ago
Agreed. At least its just a very tiny test at first but prepare for the next ice age.
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Earth vs sun 49 comments
jes5890 · 5 years ago
Theyre releasing a chemical into the atmosphere that may block out the sun a bit, not actually dim the sun itself.
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title 2 comments
jes5890 · 5 years ago
Missed a great opportunity to say dogphins
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Detective Pikachu trailer is out, the internet right now: 4 comments
jes5890 · 5 years ago
Tbf, most of (9)gag ends up here.
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Soft bites 4 comments
jes5890 · 5 years ago
Mine will not knead her claws unless the thing shes kneading them on (blanket usually) is in her mouth. So weird.
Absolute majestic 4 comments
jes5890 · 6 years ago
In bird culture, this is considered a dick move.
Weird looking cat, check 5 comments
jes5890 · 6 years ago
This amazes me. My kittens would already grabbed it and hidden in a crevice. Love those tiny little assholes.
Already a badass at age 11 :( 11 comments
jes5890 · 6 years ago
I did the same.
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Albino snek with no scales 7 comments
jes5890 · 6 years ago
Omg look at those eyes. Looks so sad.
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George Washington on US soil 10 comments
jes5890 · 6 years ago
It was a gift from the US and they are/were our allies at the time of the giving. Our first president. Kind of a international respect thing I imagine at this point.
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Can relate 6 comments
jes5890 · 6 years ago
I thought every time it was posted we come here to explain that he's rinsing the chlorine off with the bottled water so his eyes stop burning
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Get a Chip in your life 3 comments
jes5890 · 6 years ago
That man is such an adorable child.
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Thanks for the Superheroes..love you Stan Lee 6 comments
jes5890 · 6 years ago
He had several recorded for just this reason
And boom goes the dynamite 16 comments
jes5890 · 6 years ago
Same as your standard southern preacher.
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It could save U 13 comments
jes5890 · 6 years ago
Uh coral snakes are super venomous. They just have super short fangs that often wont penetrate.
It could save U 13 comments
jes5890 · 6 years ago
This (though friend came first) was the way i was taught
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Smart kid 9 comments
jes5890 · 6 years ago
Im missing where he got the plate came from
Magikarp kid 8 comments
jes5890 · 6 years ago
You know you have a good costume when you're cuter than John Barrowman.
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