Trumpets are the best 8 comments
jes5890
· 5 years ago
Trombone was the best. Frustrating since the slide doesnt exactly say hey stop at this spot exactly for G but so much fun. I just never could read the music fast enough to be any good past middle school.
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Based on this logic what are you? 29 comments
jes5890
· 5 years ago
Catwoman? My kittens are just getting their adult teeth and my fingers are their favorite object.
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Asked my husband to cut the avocado in half - he said "sure" 6 comments
jes5890
· 5 years ago
Cut right through. My knife was that sharp the first time i used it and nearly did the same thing just when i went to pop the pit out. Went too deep and cut the side of my hand. Far more careful with my knife now that i realize how a good knife actually is.
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Racism for dummies 5 comments
jes5890
· 5 years ago
Not the egg shell. Thats genetic. The color of the yolk is based on what the chicken is fed.
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10/10 would play 25 comments
Oof. Pro-facts 48 comments
jes5890
· 5 years ago
Human parasite. It cant survive without its host and steals all your nutrition to survive.
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Take your Time. Papa's shouldn't Hide their Emotions. What is your Story? 7 comments
jes5890
· 5 years ago
Yea. My parents got divorced after 31 years and I was just like hallelujah finally. Cause constant fighting and being in the middle all the time just fucks kids up.
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Being healthy is for the rich 20 comments
jes5890
· 5 years ago
$2 a pound is standard in my area. Not sure why 2 chicken breasts are that expensive.
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I mean it was still the 90's until well into the early 00's 9 comments
jes5890
· 5 years ago
I personally loved my purple ketchup as a kid, but I may be biased as it is/was my favorite color.
My wife is an under. I do it the right way. What does thing? 15 comments
jes5890
· 5 years ago
The proper way is to not replace it at all and just sit it on top of the empty roll from two years ago.
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Wait, what? 6 comments
jes5890
· 5 years ago
Kinda rewards the bad too. Maybe we can solve the coal crisis if were all bad and just get coal. Lol
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If you can see this 1 comments
jes5890
· 5 years ago
Mine dont wake me but they notice the second im awake and make sure I stay awake
Romanian city gives free bus rides to passengers who read books inside 11 comments
jes5890
· 5 years ago
Same for me. I cant even play a game that has short sentences to read without feeling queasy.
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Edited 5 years ago
Earth vs sun 49 comments
jes5890
· 5 years ago
Agreed. At least its just a very tiny test at first but prepare for the next ice age.
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Earth vs sun 49 comments
jes5890
· 5 years ago
Theyre releasing a chemical into the atmosphere that may block out the sun a bit, not actually dim the sun itself.
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Soft bites 4 comments
jes5890
· 5 years ago
Mine will not knead her claws unless the thing shes kneading them on (blanket usually) is in her mouth. So weird.
Weird looking cat, check 5 comments
jes5890
· 5 years ago
This amazes me. My kittens would already grabbed it and hidden in a crevice. Love those tiny little assholes.