Sorry I was going through a phase

Such a great movie

Don't say this to a morbidly obese teacher I did this and I got 5 detentions

Look up on google images nick cage baby pictures that's the best

On the day my friend was moving he knew I would do something for a last laugh with him so he shot a mini airsoft gun for 4hours and it was power by 2 double a batteries it shoved them down my pants and I have a blue hairless spot on my inner thigh and I did that 5 years ago but I got a Klondike bar for it it burnt so much that I put them down my pants just so you know how hot it was it burnt through a glove and left a black mark on a plate

It looks like he's constructing a meth lab macgiver style

Ok ill probably get down voted for this but I go hunting but i eat the meat or give it to the poor is that wrong

Can 30 people dis like this so it can be 420

Feels everywhere

Oh jeez the fells

I'd let him cope

My wirdest rumor about me (actual person not Jesus ) that I give blowjobs for weed

That I'm real

Holy shit its like there all wearing corsets

Must suck in the winter

Oh crap I left my mix tape at the office ...never mind its good

I thought someone sliped somethin in my drink

Did you know that he was driving a car full of cocaine and stopped for a burger at burger king and was so disgusted by the burger he drove the car of a cliff and stoped doing drugs well for awhile

Yea it was hard haggling him I had to tell him that Moses just needs a cool cane he got us kicked out split all the wine bottles in half

And that's my mom when she finds out I slapped someone and got a detention

Gotta use this on my bro