That'll work 10 comments
jesuschrist
· 10 years ago
Bless this man and his Dick Jokes.
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Shape 17 comments
jesuschrist
· 10 years ago
Have you ever seen someone built like Mr Universe Pole Vaulting or running a Hundred Meter Dash either? And for your information, I knew a lot of big guys who sprinted. They couldn't run fast for long, but they did run FAST. Legs like tree trunks, man. As for swimming, I SWIM. Pretty damn well, if I do say so myself. Look at Rugby players, look at Football, look at Hockey. What do those guys look like? Not like Mr Universe.
And to finish this, I thought it was cute how you tried to insult me by calling out my username. Like a baby kitten batting at string. You're trying so hard but not really doing anything.
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And to finish this, I thought it was cute how you tried to insult me by calling out my username. Like a baby kitten batting at string. You're trying so hard but not really doing anything.
Shape 17 comments
jesuschrist
· 10 years ago
Because you totally see the former in ANY sports or other actual physical events. They're basically male muscle models.
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Desert after dinner 18 comments
Shape 17 comments
jesuschrist
· 10 years ago
I look like (a slightly weaker version of) the second kind. And I fought a bear (with my voice and air horn) on a mountain just this Wednesday. Woohoo.
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Desert after dinner 18 comments
Just zoro 10 comments
jesuschrist
· 10 years ago
The ladder on the right seems to lead to an even larger hatch, judging by the width of the ladder. My guess is that they brought it down, not up.
He didn't get to finish the sentence 12 comments
jesuschrist
· 10 years ago
I bless this guest and his/her/shim's comment with all of my Christly power.
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Drink it out of Ugg shaped cups 3 comments
jesuschrist
· 10 years ago
When I read "Drink it out of Ugg shaped cups." the first thing to come to my mind was "Shoot the Boot! Shoot the Boot!"
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Don't be... (Military edition) 19 comments
Don't be... (Military edition) 19 comments
jesuschrist
· 10 years ago
Y'all Marines need to step your game up. I've never seen an ugly Naval Officers wife. "Where are all the beautiful women at?" "Marrying into the Navy."
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Just zoro 10 comments
Blood Moon from Mt. Lemmon SkyCenter in Arizona 10 comments