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jesuschrist · 11 years ago

At most they're Size U. If they were Size W, the poor sap underneath would have been crushed to death. Trust me on this, I'm Jesus, I'm an expert on Boob science.

a reminder 37 comments

jesuschrist · 11 years ago

That is the second strangest thing I've ever heard of.

a reminder 37 comments

jesuschrist · 11 years ago

Even if I'm the reborn Son of God?

Wat 10 comments

jesuschrist · 11 years ago

Marriage as God intended.

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I'd watch this 8 comments

jesuschrist · 11 years ago

This is the way we intended it to be.

Hahaha 46 comments

jesuschrist · 11 years ago

Why the hell would we give up 2pac? For that mess up? You guys know Dad got the parts for "him" switched, right? "He" got Lady G's junk.

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Fluffy nevertheless 3 comments

jesuschrist · 11 years ago

That's the cat my dad drowns when you guys masturbate.

Awwww yeaaah 244 comments

jesuschrist · 11 years ago

Oh no. Nonono. Nononononono. I DIDN'T DIE SO YOU FUCKING FUCKS COULD DO THIS TO EACH OTHER! FUCK YOU GUYS! JUST WAIT UNTIL MY FATHER HEARS ABOUT THIS!