Pretending to be someone you're not on the Internet is a lot easier than you'd think.

Don't pretend.

Note to self: Get Wiliaso a Brain and Heart and find out what Satan did with the soul.

For once I agree with Lucy.

Don't lie to Jesus, I know what you were insinuating. I can see into your soul!

Ye, "Says Jesus". What, I can't love science just because I have a religion based on me? You don't know me man, you don't know my life.

I feel your pain.

Actually, it's "we" because there are two Jesus accounts.

Ah. Thank you.

"Guy friend"?
Guys have friends and female friends.
Girls have friends and guy friends.
Don't ask why guys have female instead of girl, I don't know either.

Yes, yes we are.

It's not like we don't. While DoggieLove is dropping acid, want to try some "Burning Bush"?

"I"? Jesus is confused as to why yous said that.

She's so fat, when she wants to have sex we need Moses' help to part her legs.

High five bro!

Jesus is alright with it.
Also, The Rock needs to watch ATLA and see The Boulder.

I'm definitely not pulling any godly strings to make sure my comments all stay securely in the positive.

The power of me compels you......to get the fuck out of here.

No, it's not, anonymous guest.

Yeah, I kinda feel like I'm going to hell for using it. Honestly I just wanted to make a "God" account because everyone was saying "Oh god", but it was apparently taken. I'll stop using it before the day is over, no worries.

The LAST TIME I tried doing anything to help humanity I got NAILED TO A CROSS! So forgive me for not immediately jumping in to help you with this bullshit. You're on your own. I mean seriously, if I had any interest in doing anything helpful or productive, I wouldn't be online.