It could be argued the paint protected the door from tenants.

what if im dead on the inside?

Im hearing, don't shoot the pink ones.

I always confuse these things and shave my eyebrows by mistake, can I get the same except in a mirror image?

i missed the money part, how do i go back?

It still ticks me off that these don't grow on trees.

Every supervillain starts somewhere.

Transistors are just modern day tubes. It's just the old testament vs the new testament all over again.

The real criminal is the group trying to subvert the Bill of Rights.

T'is just a scratch

No, they decided my things are worth more than their life. I am simply respecting their choice. If I merely injure them or they injure themselves, I could be held liable for their medical bills. A funeral is cheaper than a hospital stay.

That was the cigarette stains on everything. I don't miss the stickiness.

As a middle aged adult, I have none of these things.

A person on facebook told me that swelling due to bee stings is permanent. I have no desire to test his claims.

Toad. Little dude gets rescued in all but the last castle in the original SMB game.

I can take control of any of the voices in my head any time I like.

youtube /watch?v=y-4GJHgyY_Y

I once found a whole set of oddly colored pool balls in an old barn, I'm mostly still alive.

We would have monthly wars, and if anyone asks "why" the answer would be, "They know what they did."