Jimbobbillyjohnson

jimbobbillyjohnson


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Hey Funsubstance. That ad on the side is seven steps too far. I can't even clear it. 16 comments
jimbobbillyjohnson · 5 years ago
These are getting out of hand.
Best alternative is downloading an ad blocker, I got one last week and haven't had any issues since.
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When the sun hits your laptop screen just right 3 comments
jimbobbillyjohnson · 5 years ago
When the sun hits your laptop screen just right.
Remember this? 12 comments
jimbobbillyjohnson · 5 years ago
This is my first time seeing this, I went and listened to it on Spotify.
It was pure comical genius and I had a great time listening to it!
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Bring another drink 4 comments
jimbobbillyjohnson · 5 years ago
Where's Randy Marsh?
Cloudy direful Rat 20 comments
jimbobbillyjohnson · 5 years ago
Haha, In South Africa, giving birth in a private hospital (our public hospitals are horrible) without a medical aid will cost you about 2200€.
We are safe boiz 3 comments
jimbobbillyjohnson · 5 years ago
This dude looks like predator and a sexual predator at the same time!
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Apparently this comes from a linguistic community. 32 comments
jimbobbillyjohnson · 5 years ago
I agree, very cool!
I've had an account for about a year but I was lurking for about 6 years before that.
Discovered Funsub through the watermark on a where post way back in the day and just enjoyed it a lot more, been here since!
** NVM, apparently I've only had this account for 6 months.
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Apparently this comes from a linguistic community. 32 comments
jimbobbillyjohnson · 5 years ago
Yeah, we've met already! How long have you guys been on the Sub?
Apparently this comes from a linguistic community. 32 comments
jimbobbillyjohnson · 5 years ago
Awesome! Well, it's a pleasure to meet you fellow South African!
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Apparently this comes from a linguistic community. 32 comments
jimbobbillyjohnson · 5 years ago
That's great. Are you guys staying there or are you studying there?
Norways new 200 bill. Pretty sad to be exchanged with a fish 5 comments
jimbobbillyjohnson · 5 years ago
** No comments on my spelling of 'coloured'... That's how we do it around here.
Norways new 200 bill. Pretty sad to be exchanged with a fish 5 comments
jimbobbillyjohnson · 5 years ago
In South Africa, we used to have very unique notes with different animals (of the big 5) on one side and architectural or landscape images of the country.
Then the new notes came out, all of them had Nelson Mandela on (we haven't really had a president worthy of having their face on money since him).
So anyway, we had him on one side and animals on the other.
Then they changed them again, and added him to the other side as well. So now we basically have different coloured notes that all look exactly the same.
Pretty sad IMO.
Huh what bag? 3 comments
jimbobbillyjohnson · 5 years ago
Das a good meme!
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Apparently this comes from a linguistic community. 32 comments
jimbobbillyjohnson · 5 years ago
Hi there. I'm from the West-rand. Small town called Randfontein. And you?
Apparently this comes from a linguistic community. 32 comments
jimbobbillyjohnson · 5 years ago
in Afrikaans, some say "Merke, gereed, vreet"
Which basically means "On your marks, get set, Eat"
But "Vreet" is like how a pig would eat.. So yeah.
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Also you need a big peepee to upvote this 14 comments
jimbobbillyjohnson · 5 years ago
Pretty ironic, since this was posted by a bot.
The worst part of a migraine 9 comments
jimbobbillyjohnson · 5 years ago
Thanks Carl. You've been very helpful!
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Nothing but truth 9 comments
jimbobbillyjohnson · 5 years ago
Honestly hate this woman..
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The worst part of a migraine 9 comments
jimbobbillyjohnson · 5 years ago
This is crazy.
I've had these a few times, but honestly never knew that it was a migraine. It usually starts off with my eyes (Exact same feeling as this picture). Then my hand (usually right) goes completely numb, followed by my face. For a few minutes, I feel like I'm losing my mind and then it suddenly stops, it all just goes away, but I'm left with an intense, throbbing headache.
In school, I used to have them more frequently, but I'm happy to say it doesn't occur as often anymore. Although, when it does, it really sucks.
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Slow down!!!! 8 comments
jimbobbillyjohnson · 5 years ago
Woah! That snail is FAST! WHAT WHAT!
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205 c 12 comments
jimbobbillyjohnson · 5 years ago
Kent should have just said that Martha's oven broke.. She'd get a new house.
Grab your pitchforks everyone 4 comments
jimbobbillyjohnson · 5 years ago
Yeah, fuck 'em
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Facts 13 comments
jimbobbillyjohnson · 5 years ago
ME: Oh no, I've chipped a tooth. Care to help me out?
HUMAN BODY: Sorry mate.... looks like dentures.
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Adam Sandler looks like he owns about 4 strip clubs 3 comments
jimbobbillyjohnson · 5 years ago
SHHHH! BE quiet, he might hear you and make a movie about it!