"Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it... and lived! BONES of full fifty men lie *strewn* about its lair! So! Brave knights! If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth."

I sowwy baby hooman. Is you okays?

... asking the real questions

Because shirt-and-pants is practical. The only reason to wear a dress (or anything else really) is to look a certain way.

This is true for target shooting or sniping. Combat or defense shooting is a little different.

Shirts shouldn't have tails in the first place.

*WASTED*

OH GOD!! WHYYYY?!?!?!?

It's definitely a tortoise. Turtles have feet adapted for swimming.

jeans with fake pockets.... You mean any women's jean ever? Seriously fellas, have you ever seen those things? Can't even fit a phone in them.

Also, (at least for some) alcohol HELPS one pretend to like people.

Pumpkin spice is out of control

Physics does matter.
But: *quite *thorax
Also, it's not picking up the cylinder that's difficult, it's holding it there for an extended period of time.

Epic caption is epic

That is REALLY COOL! Must have taken a lot of time and patience.

That eraser is going to be full of graphite. Worst eraser ever.

Skifree anyone?

Unless they're those beads from China a few years ago that were full of GHB.

Engineering? Looks like they're taking some sort of druid exam.

Most days hate me.

This looks like the Watkins Glen gorge in New York State. I've been there and it's fantastic! There are thousands of stairs carved directly into the sides of the rock, you can climb all the way to the beginning of the gorge.

Dog is love.

That's species-ist!