jimcrichton

jimcrichton


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My friend has the best luck on airplanes 6 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
It'll evaporate after 1 or 2 hours.
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In the spirit of Halloween 3 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
That seems cruel.
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Love Story!! 2 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
True, you have to work on a relationship. But if you have to change who you are to make it work, then it's probably not the right person for you.
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Skull money 19 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Interesting, I didn't know about the exception for art.
So cute 6 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
I always get that from the vampi.. I mean phlebotomists.
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The store also sells tanks 22 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
There are certain gel products filled with graphite or fine metal particles that purport to improve the conductivity of an electrical connection.
White deer do occur naturally in the wild. They are quite elusive 19 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Yes, but it would affect the color, not the shape.
Real talk 5 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
This is mostly how I deal with life.
Calm down Satan 14 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Best Idea I've Ever Heard!
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Armed forces 9 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
FFS! At that point just get a long gun.
"The only purpose for a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should have never laid down." -Clint Smith
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Where Wakes, Dead Ringers, Graveyard Shift and Saved by the Bell come from. 11 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
This seems likely to be mostly apocryphal.
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Me irl 3 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
I can imagine this being true, I doubt birds can be very specific in verbalizing abstract thoughts.
Great Columbus Day advice 3 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Clearly not in New Jersey
Lightning strikes 11 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Dang, toclafane beat me to it.
Anyway, if we are talking about location relative to Earth, and if we constrain the location of a strike to a single point, then I've just taken this outside of physics into metaphysics and I'm going to stop talking now...
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Chunk taken off a wall of graffiti in LA 8 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
I need a sense of scale! Someone grab a banana!
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Being perfect 4 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
From the art I expected something about Portal.
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Skull money 19 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Felony indeed. Currency is the property of the issuing government, only the value it represents is the property of the holder.
Interesting note: The zinc that comprises most of a US penny is worth more as scrap than the face value of the penny.
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1750 BC problems 10 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
What I'm curious about is: How did the customer know it was the wrong grade of copper? I can think of about 5 different ways to test the purity (grade) of copper and none of them would have been available in that time period.
1750 BC problems 10 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Sumerian cuneiform was done on clay tablets. But yes, humans have been booze-hounds since the first person decided to store some grain in a ditch.
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1750 BC problems 10 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Damn, I was gonna say about shredded wheat
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This Is An Offer You Can't Refuse 3 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Awesome brother is awesome.
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What the f@ck is that? 12 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
A BIG F'ing FISH!
White deer do occur naturally in the wild. They are quite elusive 19 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Deer DO have rectangular pupils. I googled "deer pupil". But I'm still not convinced this isn't a young goat.
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Just think about it 36 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Perhaps, perhaps not... we are all shaped by our experiences, and the great war would surely be an experience.
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That's not how flu shots work 5 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Also, influenza ("the flu") is a virus... strep is bacterial (as in Streptococcus). These work in entirely different ways, and the immune system has VERY different ways of dealing with them.
Learn more here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztkNLWFgYH8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQGOcOUBi6s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0opgc1WoS4
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