jimcrichton

jimcrichton


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What is the love? 1 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
What is the don't hurt me... no more?
But seriously, that's awesome!
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“I’m in shock. Look-I’ve got a blanket.” 15 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
I started doing those calculations before I even scrolled down, then I did and... well... I wish I could say this was the first time the post itself has beaten me to the comment.
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Pretty much everytime 9 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Sounds more like the influence of some sort of hallucinogen
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Ok, this changes everything 8 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Brilliant! A Dorito crumb topping for EVERYTHING!
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A casting mold for a wind turbine blade 6 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
I think they then lay down successive layers of either carbon fiber or fiberglass and epoxy resin.
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Why ? 6 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Even he's bored with his movies
Obviously chess is never going to be the same 6 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
It works even better if you use real beer instead of that pisswater.
Chromatic typewriter 4 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Refilling the ink must take forever
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Why is 60 frames per second so important? 7 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Except this .gif runs at 50 fps. It has 37 frames and each is displayed for 0.02 seconds for a runtime of 0.74 seconds before repeating. (37 frames)/(0.74 seconds)=50 fps
I guess I'm walking... Forever 11 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
The best way to kill them without leaving insecticide residue is with a can of engine starting fluid (it's basically a can of pressurized ether).
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He died a heroic death 11 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
He took a bath in catnip extract
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She squirts 6 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Hot
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OH! Oh my! 20 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
OMG... there's actually a cornhub
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How I see dogs 20 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Please don't do that
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Dad's adopted 38 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Red hair is indeed a recessive trait, the father has one allele for red hair and a dominant allele for dark hair. So it's entirely possible but not bloody likely that many times in a row. Assuming the chances are 50% each time, then over 4 daughters the chances are 6.2% (0.5^4 = 0.0625).
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The only warm blooded fish 8 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
*one species we know of
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May the force be with you 6 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
When I say jump, you say "how high?"
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d*ck holster 6 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
That's pretty much my favorite line from Archer
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I love burritos! 3 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
No, I just really love burritos.
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The orange sky of Hong Kong above 8 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
The orange haze is due to nitrogen oxides from exhaust.
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Reliving your childhood 2 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
There's only 3 tires?
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It can't be true ;-; 45 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Oh yeah, the stock... forgot about that.
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Doggie Grillz 4 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
I'm pretty sure by "tear" they mean "puncture", which a regular dog tooth could have done anyway.
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Ask me about my zombie plan 24 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Well, the rest of the plan is secret, so...
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Peace and quiet 17 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
The decibel scale is logarithmic so a negative number just means that the actual quantity is fractional (<1).
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