That is some incredibly impressive woodworking. Take a moment to think, and realize how difficult this would be to build.

It can only fly in circles.

Savage guy doesn't understand general relativity

Holy Shit! A man of his word! You don't often see that nowadays.

Whee! Another leap-second.

All I can think is "Pluck You!"

*deer friend

AWWWW!!!

Yep, that's the formula

THIS is how we solve societal problems! PEOPLE solve problems, NOT the government.

Why are some holding magazines up to the handle of revolvers? Revolvers don't work that way!

It has nothing to do with G-forces, it's all about the velocity of the plane here.

correlation ≠ causation

I once ate so many blueberries at once that I shat blue.

This is one of the things I appreciate most about my wife, she doesn't do this nonsense, she says what she means in a straightforward way, and when she needs to freak out and be irrational for a bit (who doesn't need that occasionally?) she warns me first. It actually scared me the first time she did that because she was telling me in a rational way that she was about to be irrational and it sort of broke my brain.

That's FANTASTIC! I hadn't heard that one before.

Since when does Google actually talk to the user? I WANT THIS!

Those top two corners are actually right next to each other (at least in the Mercator projection pictured here).

Dogs are the best!