I tried to do NNN this year but shrek came on and one thing led to another and now one a new couch

I hate myself because I only laughed at dave

Yet another impossible beauty standard for men

I wonder what day this was posted on

Attractive women comes in
Doctor: I can't believe it another case of hysteria
Woman: I haven't even told you my na-
Doctor: I said hysteria

Alternate headline: cleaning lady throws away trash, artist gets panties in a twist

This is so "deep"

This is so "deep"

What

I'm only gay in bed

I'm only gay in bed

I am jioj3 lord of wolves. Bringer of the shower. Fear me for I have a crush

Not with a bang but with a different flavor of the day

This makes me immeasurably happy

It's all fun and games till you drop it on your face while chilling in bed

I haven't had my ceremony yet but im not sure what I'll be

Me reading this in 2020: I guess 2014 wasn't to bad

Excuse me but that is illegal because of the p90 Wich is full-auto and therefore illegal in America but the rest is fine, also don't forget your hamburgers

I can't believe I can now fit a middle aged white guy in my pocket!

@happy_frog because freedom that’s why

Mom, dad.... I’m british

Again many thanks to internet explorer

I don't know why I gave you an upvote, but I did

I don't know why I gave you an upvotes, but I did