I can't hear you over all of my freedom

Talk about ex-military.

Being a gun nerd my face lit up when I saw this post

Nothing like some nice cold guns to keep you warm at night.

Such a small blanket though, needs more guns

Eagle is fed...check. Flag is folded...check. Said the pledge of allegiance...check. Alarm set to star spangled banner. ..also check. Now just put my gun blanket on ahhh.... aaand i forgot to pee UGH....

You could warm it up by shooting all of your guns

*sheds freedom tear*

Excuse me but that is illegal because of the p90 Wich is full-auto and therefore illegal in America but the rest is fine, also don't forget your hamburgers

Freedom to idiot and ignore gun safety and shoot yourself on your floor for a picture