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die hard. literally 16 comments
jjohnson21 · 11 years ago
Pretty sure an erection comes from a continuous rush of blood to the penis... So when the heart stopped wouldn't it go away? Or am I wrong?
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Best mom ever 6 comments
jjohnson21 · 11 years ago
She was so adorable back then...
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I want to write this book 11 comments
jjohnson21 · 11 years ago
Hey guest. Yeah you, the stupid one, leave, nobody likes you.
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Girls are not that complicated 21 comments
jjohnson21 · 11 years ago
I feel bad for you... I don't really know what to say to make you feel better but as someone who has been hurt by love before, you have every right to be angry, sad, depressed and even distrustful, it sucks big time.
It cuts both ways 3 comments
jjohnson21 · 11 years ago
I dunno, if a girl wants to be sexist and assume that I am really strong and tough I say go for it!
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Hope he doesn't get a dent 7 comments
jjohnson21 · 11 years ago
Fucking stupid to do that to a car, any time you go into a parking lot with a slope at all you're gonna hit the bumper.
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Girls are not that complicated 21 comments
jjohnson21 · 11 years ago
I hope you find him soon!
Girls are not that complicated 21 comments
jjohnson21 · 11 years ago
Pretty sure I've told my girlfriend she is beautiful every day for the last 3 years, given her lots and lots of chocolate, and she's still very complicated... Wonderful no doubt, but complicated. You girls may think that's all you want but it's not!
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When movies span over many years 15 comments
jjohnson21 · 11 years ago
Wait... This isn't the case?
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Yes!! 20 comments
jjohnson21 · 11 years ago
Woah guest I agree with your comment except for the last part, even if 98% of black people were racist, things like that shouldn't be said... I do agree though, it's totally fucking ridiculous.
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Yes!! 20 comments
jjohnson21 · 11 years ago
Also it's racist to assume black people cannot be racist.
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Short Animation of Calvin & Hobbes Dance 7 comments
jjohnson21 · 11 years ago
Because as Calvin says "how good can it be if it hasn't been made into a movie?"
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meanwhile on google images 6 comments
jjohnson21 · 11 years ago
This was actually in a Seinfeld episode, not just made somewhere else.
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why rape happens 35 comments
jjohnson21 · 11 years ago
Seriously, psychos are going to try it no matter what.
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Halloween used to be really scary 11 comments
jjohnson21 · 11 years ago
Now it's just slutty constumes and superheroes haha
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How to take care for introverts 27 comments
jjohnson21 · 11 years ago
Well being around lots of people definitely costs me energy...
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How to take care for introverts 27 comments
jjohnson21 · 11 years ago
I'm not entirely sure what an introvert is, and I don't think I would consider myself one. But a couple of these is true for me... Mainly numbers 3, 6, especially 11. But then I also fit in pretty well in most situations...
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Fun substance right now 25 comments
jjohnson21 · 11 years ago
Or rather, is the the incorrect usage? Not entirely sure
Fun substance right now 25 comments
jjohnson21 · 11 years ago
This is incorrect usage of this meme just FYI.
Getting ready for bed 2 comments
jjohnson21 · 11 years ago
Sooooo true.especially when you have to leave at 7 for work
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How heavy is this glass of water? 4 comments
jjohnson21 · 11 years ago
Yeah no shit.
Robert Liston performed a operation with a 300% mortality rate 3 comments
jjohnson21 · 11 years ago
Horribly impressive
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why rape happens 35 comments
jjohnson21 · 11 years ago
Which is ridiculously stupid... My girlfriend lives at college and it terrifies me...
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why rape happens 35 comments
jjohnson21 · 11 years ago
I would personally like to see all women trained to use small pistols and to carry them in their purses, it could save a lot of lives and prevent rape. He can't rape her if she shoots him.
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Celebrity lookalikes 40 comments
jjohnson21 · 11 years ago
Same here! *high five!*
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