You're such an asshole lol

Why is that rude? Ever been to a rich neighborhood in the US where everyone drives Mercedes bmw's and audis? The majority of them act like they're better than the general population and are just plain rude. I've seen so many fast food employees take shit from these people when they tell them their credit card is declined. They're just rude.

I often am reading at work or somewhere where I can often be interrupted so this would be great for me!

Well mgoveia that's not what I was talking about here at all.

Right because every teenager is just dying to learn algebra right? But they still all take it. I'd be willing to bet that even through the unwillingness to learn algebra, a highschool graduate knows 10x more about algebra then doing taxes.

Well I'm not the one who watches netflix in the shower but if I did it'd be go big or nothing!

Bluetooth speaker outside shower!

But it's all simple carbs that basically does the same thing to your body. Besides it was just a joke

lol I know what diabetes is, I was joking being that it's a cake AND pizza

>be 17
>be on a cruise ship
>start talking to some girl
>not a perfect 10 but a solid 8/10
>we start talking some more and eventually pull the it's too loud in here maneuver
>get her outside on the deck
>she's craving the cock like Jew on a penny hunt
>we kiss and she looks at me and says whaddaya wanna do now?
>better not blow this, but can't just say fuck on the deck
>thinks of suave cool guy line that always works
>"wanna get to know you better baby"
>bitch told me about her entire fucking family for 3 hours
>mfw

I love that unit of measurement, right up there with shit ton

Well women could need to pick up condoms if they're going to do the thing...

I've heard dark stories about 4chan...

Well judging by the fact that the majority of users on fs can coherently speak/ type, which seems to be rare these days, we're at least smarter than many people I know. Just check Facebook

Well he didn't say don't hang out with people that are not doing as well as you at all, just to surround yourself with people doing better.

Hot chocolate will also do

I've only seen wrappers!