jmmcclain
I'm just here to try and make mialinay giggle or shit. Wait, that second part doesn't sound quite right. Oh well...
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To everyone with a broken heart or broken trust relationship 16 comments
jmmcclain
· 5 years ago
*TRUST oh god
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I had zombie eyes here 119 comments
I had zombie eyes here 119 comments
jmmcclain
· 5 years ago
@aviva I won't tell anyone. Okay, well good luck when you do get your license. I'm sure you'll be great. I just rolled my hand around in a figure eight pattern and looked at it way too intently and thought about how snakes can't really hug. Not with arms anyways... I don't think you're an alien. People are just weird, and unique, and occasionally amazing!
Predictive Song Lyrics 51 comments
Predictive Song Lyrics 51 comments
jmmcclain
· 5 years ago
Hello darkness my old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old
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Predictive Song Lyrics 51 comments
I had zombie eyes here 119 comments
I had zombie eyes here 119 comments
jmmcclain
· 5 years ago
@aviva haha we're committing a crime! Don't need know license to drive. Why haven't you gotten your license? If you don't mind me asking.. I bet @mialinay is stronger than me lol. She looks like a tough cookie. That makes her sound brittle. Well, maybe a soft cookie that taste nice. Oh, that doesn't sound right either. I never know how to characterize strength. There's so many different forms of it - physical, emotional, mental, etc. I'm sure I've had a dream and I just cannot recall it, but it doesn't feel like that. The Cranberries. They're a band. https://youtu.be/6Ejga4kJUts
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Kitten in the park 6 comments
jmmcclain
· 5 years ago
I've got to stay on the down low. I already have an aquatic burglary on my record lol. Petra is her name.
Kitten in the park 6 comments
Mad lass made you a sammich 7 comments
I had zombie eyes here 119 comments
jmmcclain
· 5 years ago
All that for a girl that likes octopodes... Hush, you're excellent driver lol. We'll prep you with some Mario Kart. @mialinay and I could totally lift it. She's like the Hulk's sister and I once saw a gym on the way to get food so we got this! So, I have a confession. I actually, by strange happenstance, totally did not steal anything, had to lift a 30 gallon tank with an axolotl in it and a little over two-thirds full of water today. It was very heavy. Not to mention sloshing everywhere. I had to carry it in my truck, again did NOT steal anything and wasn't doing a practice run, and it went smooth.
I hadn't really had a dream in a while. Not one I remember anyways. Sleeping is...hard. Hence zombie eyes (Zombie Zombie ee eh ei oh oh - my Cranberries cover).
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Edited 5 years ago
I hadn't really had a dream in a while. Not one I remember anyways. Sleeping is...hard. Hence zombie eyes (Zombie Zombie ee eh ei oh oh - my Cranberries cover).
I had zombie eyes here 119 comments
jmmcclain
· 5 years ago
I have a truck, but here me out - motorcycle! Aviva driving. Mialinay and me in the back hoisting up an aquarium with an octopus. How much cooler would that be? Haha. I feel like this could be a good movie short. Aviva would be like this kickass ninja and break us into this high security aquarium (because that's a thing). Mialinay would be this amazing octopus whisperer haha. Or is to ski!? Twist ending we all going skiing! Yay. Guy gets girls. Explosions in background. Fin
I had zombie eyes here 119 comments
jmmcclain
· 5 years ago
aviva, you're the best. Gots to respect her and her space... I did see an octopus shirt yesterday that made me think of her. mialinay, you should get an octopus shirt. I think you'd like it. Oky doky...*boops all mrscollectors cats*
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Kids do the dumbest things 1 comments
jmmcclain
· 5 years ago
There's a kid down the street and we were playing with him. They had a frisbee and would scoop up leaves in it and try to dump them on my head while chasing me around a building. There was a hose and they kept pretending they were going to spray me. I thought the hose was off so I picked it up and blasted one of them. He got soaked and loved it. He just smiled and continued playing. Kids are kids.
I had zombie eyes here 119 comments