jmmcclain

jmmcclain


I'm just here to try and make mialinay giggle or shit. Wait, that second part doesn't sound quite right. Oh well...

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To everyone with a broken heart or broken trust relationship 16 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
*TRUST oh god
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To everyone with a broken heart or broken trust relationship 16 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
I'm up for trying to thrust you
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To everyone with a broken heart or broken trust relationship 16 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
That's if you get put back together at all
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I had zombie eyes here 119 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
Be safe
I had zombie eyes here 119 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
Yea, it's not fun getting hurt.. Hope y'all have a good night/day.
I had zombie eyes here 119 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
@aviva I won't tell anyone. Okay, well good luck when you do get your license. I'm sure you'll be great. I just rolled my hand around in a figure eight pattern and looked at it way too intently and thought about how snakes can't really hug. Not with arms anyways... I don't think you're an alien. People are just weird, and unique, and occasionally amazing!
Predictive Song Lyrics 51 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
I started to do this one, but it got too weird
Predictive Song Lyrics 51 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
Hello darkness my old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old
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Predictive Song Lyrics 51 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
Pssh...those rookie unicorn dick numbers
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I had zombie eyes here 119 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
Made me smile
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I had zombie eyes here 119 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
@mialinay I'm counting that as flirting haha
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I had zombie eyes here 119 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
@aviva haha we're committing a crime! Don't need know license to drive. Why haven't you gotten your license? If you don't mind me asking.. I bet @mialinay is stronger than me lol. She looks like a tough cookie. That makes her sound brittle. Well, maybe a soft cookie that taste nice. Oh, that doesn't sound right either. I never know how to characterize strength. There's so many different forms of it - physical, emotional, mental, etc. I'm sure I've had a dream and I just cannot recall it, but it doesn't feel like that. The Cranberries. They're a band. https://youtu.be/6Ejga4kJUts
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Kitten in the park 6 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
I've got to stay on the down low. I already have an aquatic burglary on my record lol. Petra is her name.
Kitten in the park 6 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
@aviva it is my sister's cat. Definitely a cutie though. *waves spastically @aviva* Hey friend!
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True legend 9 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
Pretty much how I feel all the time lately
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Mad lass made you a sammich 7 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
Took you long enough <- okay calm down you misogynistic bastard
Excited salty amusing Llama 4 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
"No, it's not me."
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I had zombie eyes here 119 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
All that for a girl that likes octopodes... Hush, you're excellent driver lol. We'll prep you with some Mario Kart. @mialinay and I could totally lift it. She's like the Hulk's sister and I once saw a gym on the way to get food so we got this! So, I have a confession. I actually, by strange happenstance, totally did not steal anything, had to lift a 30 gallon tank with an axolotl in it and a little over two-thirds full of water today. It was very heavy. Not to mention sloshing everywhere. I had to carry it in my truck, again did NOT steal anything and wasn't doing a practice run, and it went smooth.
I hadn't really had a dream in a while. Not one I remember anyways. Sleeping is...hard. Hence zombie eyes (Zombie Zombie ee eh ei oh oh - my Cranberries cover).
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I had zombie eyes here 119 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
I have a truck, but here me out - motorcycle! Aviva driving. Mialinay and me in the back hoisting up an aquarium with an octopus. How much cooler would that be? Haha. I feel like this could be a good movie short. Aviva would be like this kickass ninja and break us into this high security aquarium (because that's a thing). Mialinay would be this amazing octopus whisperer haha. Or is to ski!? Twist ending we all going skiing! Yay. Guy gets girls. Explosions in background. Fin
I had zombie eyes here 119 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
*hands out ski masks*
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BTW, you're gay. 8 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
Gasp!
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I had zombie eyes here 119 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
aviva, you're the best. Gots to respect her and her space... I did see an octopus shirt yesterday that made me think of her. mialinay, you should get an octopus shirt. I think you'd like it. Oky doky...*boops all mrscollectors cats*
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Leaf liquid 4 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
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Kids do the dumbest things 1 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
There's a kid down the street and we were playing with him. They had a frisbee and would scoop up leaves in it and try to dump them on my head while chasing me around a building. There was a hose and they kept pretending they were going to spray me. I thought the hose was off so I picked it up and blasted one of them. He got soaked and loved it. He just smiled and continued playing. Kids are kids.
I had zombie eyes here 119 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
Huh, kind of seeing someone...I'll just have to bring two kittens next time. Then even more kittens the next day. I'm going based off an n! factorial scale so you'll be up to around 5000 kittens in a week or so @mialinay.
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