jmmcclain

jmmcclain


I'm just here to try and make mialinay giggle or shit. Wait, that second part doesn't sound quite right. Oh well...

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Dont read the title 2 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
I mean I've seen this post a few times, but I love it every time
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We tired of sending CVs 7 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
That sounds like fun. Where'd you all go? Yea, I always am super tired from vacations. They're great, but like you say can be exhausting. I am watching a tiny kitten and am hungry. I have these weird roll things so Im about to eat all them lol.
We tired of sending CVs 7 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
Oky doky! How's your day? You're good *holds back tears* just take your time. Seriously, do what is comfortable for you.
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Sea urchins fight over cabbage leaves 8 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
Can't they share and have like a Lady and the Tramp situation?
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We tired of sending CVs 7 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
...and be magical, your friend... Yea, I'm not certain where I was going with that. I just needed an excuse to talk to you :)
Manipulation level 439932 3 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
People suck
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The holy day is 4/20/20... Whole month 4/20 holy spliffs! 6 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
Maybe just have a round of chocolate milks
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Boss: "You still coming in tomorrow right?" 10 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
You've heard of Phineas Gage, correct?
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Trust me dude 6 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
Was not disappointed
We tired of sending CVs 7 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
@mialinay see don't need no stinkin CV/resume. Just gonna show up and be
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Bread boxes 2 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
I usually spin it, put the bread tie on, tuck it underneath, and then put it in a bread box... I'm insane aren't I?
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I think everyone can relate to that 1 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
Damn donkies
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Riding a homemade hover bike 3 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
Colin Furze!
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We all know that, even Jon Snow 2 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
:)
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When I read people calling the new Lion King remake "live action" after seeing the trailer 10 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
*clears throat* My name is Inigo Mon...wait did you say eight? Keep walking bub
I had zombie eyes here 119 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
@aviva you're sweet
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When you're asked to recreate an emoji and you accidentally succeed 18 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
*hugs @mialinay and rubs my head against hers all cat like*
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Word 2 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
I relate to this
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This is amazing 1 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
Bring them both and give her hugs!
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Everything here makes me upset 4 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
Is that meat?
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*Blush 3 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
This kind of reminded me of a thing from yesterday. I work in a relatively tall building. It has ten stories. I like to walk up the stairs all the way to the top and just hangout and get away from people for a bit. Two days ago I made it close to the top and there was this wasp. It was minding its own business so I just went past it and hung out above it and it was no big deal. I started to think it was stuck and had been let in from the roof area where the chillers are at. I thought maybe I should help it. I'm not particularly fond of wasps, mainly because of an incident I had when I was younger (one that funnily enough involves my penis - no I didn't get stung on my penis), but I started to think I should help it. I didn't. So yesterday I climbed the stairs and I see the wasp dead on the ground. Like maybe someone just smacked it on the wall. I felt an unprecedented sadness for an insect. Maybe I should have helped it before. That's weirdly sensitive, isn't it?
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It's nap time 6 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
I chuckled at this probably more than I should've
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Halting well-made exotic Gaur 2 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
Holy inferiority complex Batman!
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Zero hecks given 6 comments
jmmcclain · 5 years ago
It was horrible. Attrocious! But I just couldn't look away
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