Rewards systems never really work for me. Even when I get praise, even when it's from someone I respect, it's still just like meh. Thanks. Huh, I don't know. It makes it damn hard to actually achieve something when you're like that. You're just never really satisfied. It grows your ambitions but still... Idk, some sort of side effect from a fucked up childhood

I feel like that is on a sign at every zoo. *ruffles feathers of owl and tries to wrestle it - this isn't a dog, is it?*

@aviva pay with what? Err what form of currency do you take? My life!? And...meh. Thanks for asking

I know someone who is learning to use nunchucks and his teacher's daughter calls nunchucks "death on a stick." So we do too now. @releasethekraken's posts are the best

I think we'd be friends

Yay! I knew you couldn't leaf me alone. I'm quite poplar. Barking up the wrong tree? You may climb onto my wood if you like. That last one is acorny joke.

She likes puns *swoons*

I mean I wear relatively nice undies...

*straight woman approaches* Be cool man, be cool. You come here often?

@rosalinas peasants haha

Damn you and your cuteness. Helping bugs

*peeps into pants* sigh...*throws covers back over head*

https://images.app.goo.gl/iE1HiLptMd87P4SH6

Finally those of us with stone dicks can come out of hiding!

*works on time machine faster*

Lmao