Hahahaaha I tried and used the timer on my phone camera and promptly realized I was a moron. Then our cat came by and smacked me when I was all vulnerable. It was hilarious

I'm gonna reenact it

She whispered quietly

No worries. Just checking on you. Just alright? I've been stressed. That's perhaps an understatement.

I hope so

You seem to help a lot of people and are funny. Are you yourself doing okay?

The artistry is wonderful. 10/10 would recognize in a police line up

Oh, goodie! *jumps in the back of unmarked van with innocent blue eyes* I think we need a team name - slaughter mcslaught slaughts, the jumbilees, the vegetarians, tickle me red - thoughts on business cards?

Yay! A sacrifice. May I join?

In a farming accident

And by back pocket, I mean butt hole.

Just going to finish people's sentences:
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catfluff: ...'s back pocket.
savage_demmigod: oh, yeah! Back pocket bananas are da bomb *does spongebob conch shell screeching noise tongue thing*
laughwendylaugh: I'm silly. Dis clearly small girl.

I drink an unhearty amount of milk. Not to mention just straight up chew on calcium tablets. Dem bois (bones) is thicc. CV indicates no prior bone breakages or rot. Is a team player.

Dis a small girl. I hug small girl? I hug small girl. Dis a big door. Want me to hug big door? Yes, I hug dis big door

She smiled happily

Lies! You're nice. I won't tell anyone. Yea, I was shuffling through random. Totally not stalking you.

A nice @rosalinas? Meh, she's nice. Hides it

Definitely not behind you

She exclaimed correctly