J.m. Vail

jmvail


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Appreciate your teachers 42 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
I'm a starting teacher (meaning I make half as much with no benefits) I wish I could say this to some of my students
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Never thought of it like this before. 8 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
I'm a zookeeper and I can say if an animal doesn't always listen he isn't considered stupid...quite the other way around. I constantly joke that I prefer to work with Sea lions over dolphins because "they're too smart they try to train me LOL". An animal is considered intelligent by how quickly it solves puzzles...not by how often it does as it's asked
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I need answers 5 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
So simple! No one knows this but all you need to do is go to bed 5 hours earlier! Works every time
Behold! The Glory of Tumblr 4 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
When colonists first found the platypus they tried to remove the "fake" Bill. True story look it up
I will behave myself 1 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
SO ACCURATE IT HURTS. I teach 6th grade bio
Better than nothing. 26 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
They're not assholes and it's not bullshit. They're under no obligation to give anything at all it's their money. This is the perfect example of "those with a lot should give to those with little" WHY?
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I think I stay too long in the shower 26 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
I was told it was impolite to say African American that you're just supposed to say black. R is right. We're not black or white we're just American
Should be that way everywhere 9 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
Disney used to do this until someone sued
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I'm that friend 12 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
Those are nurse sharks. Very docile. You don't even need the boat I used to swim with them all the time
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This herd of narwhales 5 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
A *pod of *narwhals
Something will go wrong 3 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
I'm a teacher it's the same for us too
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Feeding a monkey 6 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
It's not a good idea to interact with animals in the wild. It teaches them unnatural behaviors and can even make them dependent of humans for food. I trust you and many people to treat them right but not everyone will. Like baby dolphins bring passed around for selfies. If you want to interact with an exotic species do it at a facility with the trained staff to do it in a safer setting for the animal...an animal that is more accustomed to interaction
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i don't blame him... 6 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
I know this is an old post bird it's kind of sad...what if they happened to an actress? It would be all over the news...
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For people who lose their minds at little kids' games 3 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
I agree but I also agree with the sign. Sometimes parents take it too seriously but also kids should learn to lose and not everyone gets a trophy
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Priceless 6 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
Yes but you don't need an expensive blackberry with monthly services
"Asking for it" 9 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
It's hardly fair to call a woman in a long skirt a prude
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Feeding a monkey 6 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
And this is why you leave wild animals alone
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I would like an Oreo McFlurry with a side of respect, please 11 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
Bill Gates says flipping burgers us not beneath your dignity. Your c
Grandparents had a different name for flipping burgers; they called it opportunity
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Story of my life 22 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
SOMEONE FINALLY FUCKING SAID IT
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Cool new profile pic 9 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
I think homophobia is lame but calling someone nazi!? So because she doesn't support gay marriage automatically she also supports genocide?
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He looks like he reads the bible 13 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
I also feel bad for the guy making minimum wage who had to put them all back
Anime religious girls 46 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
Regardless of religion, I find it sexist if a woman is forced to cover herself but a man doesn't
He looks like he reads the bible 13 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
The worst part about this douche is there are probably a bunch of internet sheep who praise this shit
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Real shit? 4 comments
jmvail · 6 years ago
Pretty sure he was making a joke. I feel bad for laughing
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