I work at Disney and this is my face every time a guest is like "it must be so magical I bet it's like a family"

It's funny because when i was watching this for the first time I thought "seize your moment would make a funny meme like Dexter or a horror movie or some shit" and when I saw the ending I was like THAT FUCKING RAT BEAT ME TO IT THERE GOES MY DANK MEME

"Most of the world's problems" could mean anything from poverty to war or mental illness...how exactly is any of that England's fault?

As a dolphin trainer I feel this way when some soccer mom says "well I saw on the internet.." Like BITCH I spent 9 months cleaning fish as an unpaid intern to work with these animals you don't know shit

I'm so happy I'm not the only one who does this!

I've seen Hell

These are the mangrove lagoons in the Caribbean. The roots of the mangroves filter the water making it clear. These cuties are called casiopia jellyfish because they sleep upside down with their tentacles going up...like the Greek legend of Casiopia who was make into an upside down constellation. Getting stung by them might make you itchy or uncomfortable but they're not dangerous

not saying I actually like Trump, but technically we DID vote for him...or is that not how a Republic works? I know there's a lot of debate on the electoral college and such and so forth but...people voted and he won. so saying "we did not vote for him" makes him sound like a dictator. and bad president or not, by definition he was VOTED into office. making this joke (though funny, I laughed) pointless

Ever worked there? Have any experience in animal husbandry? No, you just want everyone to listen to you because you're loud and annoying? Thought so

As much as I don't like cookie cutter homes, they have yards and there's a lot of kids to play in the neighborhood together and they're usually near parks and schools so yeah I'm going to say they're better

As much as i love this story, even when i was in 6th grade I thought we were too young to be dating and grinding

I used to be a zookeeper for sea lions we used to make fishy popsicles too

This is Missoula, MT home of the University of Montana where I went to college. I can say many of the diagonals are one ways and Google maps would get so confused. There was a 5 way weird ass intersection I used to take to work that everyone called Malfunction Junction

The best way to view wild animals is a well kept zoo. Glad to see were moving in the right direction