Can I borrow your grandma? I love it.

Since there are multiple sports enabled for 'disabled' people, and there are even Olympic Games in many of those, maybe it's time to chase one down.

What do you mean with she is not perfect? It very much sounds as she is.

Don't let future you stop present you. Future you knows you'd stop without him and wants you to continue. After all, future you knows present you, so what present you does to stop him, but present you doesn't know everything about future you.

That makes it a longer cut, meaning more loss of sandwich crums

People untill 1747 hunting down animals; wish there was a faster way to chase them.

So you're not only lying to her, you're also giving her shitty presents? I'd seriously reconsider the relationship if I were you.

I applaud you.

What's cant?

Your mom is right. It's the photographers job to align the camera with the 2 objects.

What's wrong with using any of the 3 tools on hand for getting the job done?

When I'm on a budget, I filter on it, then sort price descending.

Europe did just that in 1492.

There seems to be coming another vehiclel, The reflection of those lights are annoying as well. As said, not a bad shot, but if you have the time, wait after the first shot and see whether you can take an even better shot, You might want to be there even before the first light.

Unfortunately, it doesn't

A former co-worker is married to himself.

Too bad Bill never said that.

You'd end up getting Trump for president.

Just wondering; how did whomever put the sticker on know it originated from Chloe? And, if they didn't, but just made it up, what else do they just make up?

Windows asks before shutting down. I've had android apps shutdown without any notification, whilst in use. So if you ask me, it is the exact opposite.

German food?

A fuckin boner moves.