John_Green

john_green


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Doctors have it the worst 8 comments
john_green · 10 years ago
Doctor: ...
Wife: ...
Doctor: Would you like some coffee?
Wide: Sure, black, like my men.
Doctor: ...
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The color, you guys. THE COLOR. 9 comments
john_green · 10 years ago
Excuse you, green is a very creative color. Especially when there is a John in front of it.
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Pure genius! 13 comments
john_green · 10 years ago
Have fun with him, Lucifer.
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Book of happiness 8 comments
john_green · 10 years ago
And food.
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Book of happiness 8 comments
john_green · 10 years ago
Other people being happy make me happy.
Whenever I have a bad day, I think about all of the proposals and great friendships that are happening in the world.
Because that's what makes me smile.
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That pringles' curve 10 comments
john_green · 10 years ago
It's like I always have mini orgasms whenever I see perfection such as this.
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Tricky 20 comments
john_green · 10 years ago
It's not the book that glows, it's merely your astounding countenance.
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Get down 7 comments
john_green · 10 years ago
Cats are becoming aware...
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