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Haha lol. 6 comments
john_green · 6 years ago
False.
"You".
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Apologetic bus 4 comments
john_green · 6 years ago
All cars need to have one of those LED readouts.
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How To Kiss by John Green 24 comments
john_green · 6 years ago
True tho
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DFTBA 14 comments
john_green · 6 years ago
Ikr.
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How To Kiss by John Green 24 comments
john_green · 7 years ago
Well, Peter was a horrible person towards Hazel and Gus.
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Boom 10 comments
john_green · 7 years ago
Jesus.
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Thanks, Mom. 6 comments
john_green · 7 years ago
You can search @paaaisleyyy on the FS search engine. We should start doing that.
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Incredible life hack, saved my life 25 comments
john_green · 7 years ago
Only if it's red.
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wise words 53 comments
john_green · 7 years ago
I came here to have a good time, and I honestly feel so attacked right now.
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DFTBA 14 comments
john_green · 7 years ago
There are so many John Green posts.
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Incredible life hack, saved my life 25 comments
john_green · 7 years ago
I always get stuck on the third step. :(
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I need this answered. 36 comments
john_green · 7 years ago
*cries in the corner*
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The most unnerving moment in class 7 comments
john_green · 7 years ago
Just act really concentrated on writing notes.
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The moment when your parents disagree 4 comments
john_green · 7 years ago
... And Dad is my new favorite parent.
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How To Kiss by John Green 24 comments
john_green · 7 years ago
*is hugged by a narwhal*
I think it's communicating, but all I can hear are the sounds of narwhals narwhaling.
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How To Kiss by John Green 24 comments
john_green · 7 years ago
Why the fuck not?
Maybe I'm not driving.
Maybe you're just imagining things.
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*title* 8 comments
john_green · 7 years ago
☺️
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*title* 8 comments
john_green · 7 years ago
You wish you could fuck this beautiful ass.
*slaps butt*
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School desk carving 5 comments
john_green · 7 years ago
All I had from school were carved penises etched into the desks.
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Dammit Greenleaf Greenleaf 5 comments
john_green · 7 years ago
That explains everything.
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So much inspiration 10 comments
john_green · 7 years ago
Highway to hell?
When I pee while dreaming 4 comments
john_green · 7 years ago
I've actually peed and pooped in my dreams and nothing has ever happened.
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I think this store used someone's hotmail address for the sign 4 comments
john_green · 7 years ago
So is hot "male".
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This is Strangely Mesmerizing..... And Perfectly Looped Also 16 comments
john_green · 7 years ago
Shut the HELL up.
Just because they haven't watched a movie you've watched doesn't mean you need to be a douchebag about it.
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Restroom poetry 4 comments
john_green · 7 years ago
But (no pun intended) I use the toilet seat covers.
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