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Haha lol. 6 comments

john_green · 9 years ago

False.
"You".

Apologetic bus 4 comments

john_green · 9 years ago

All cars need to have one of those LED readouts.

How To Kiss by John Green 24 comments

john_green · 9 years ago

True tho

DFTBA 14 comments

john_green · 9 years ago

Ikr.

How To Kiss by John Green 24 comments

john_green · 9 years ago

Well, Peter was a horrible person towards Hazel and Gus.

Boom 10 comments

john_green · 9 years ago

Jesus.

Thanks, Mom. 6 comments

john_green · 9 years ago

You can search @paaaisleyyy on the FS search engine. We should start doing that.

Incredible life hack, saved my life 25 comments

john_green · 9 years ago

Only if it's red.

wise words 53 comments

john_green · 9 years ago

I came here to have a good time, and I honestly feel so attacked right now.

DFTBA 14 comments

john_green · 9 years ago

There are so many John Green posts.

Incredible life hack, saved my life 25 comments

john_green · 9 years ago

I always get stuck on the third step. :(

I need this answered. 36 comments

john_green · 9 years ago

*cries in the corner*

The most unnerving moment in class 7 comments

john_green · 9 years ago

Just act really concentrated on writing notes.

The moment when your parents disagree 4 comments

john_green · 9 years ago

... And Dad is my new favorite parent.

How To Kiss by John Green 24 comments

john_green · 9 years ago

*is hugged by a narwhal*
I think it's communicating, but all I can hear are the sounds of narwhals narwhaling.

How To Kiss by John Green 24 comments

john_green · 9 years ago

Why the fuck not?
Maybe I'm not driving.
Maybe you're just imagining things.

*title* 8 comments

john_green · 9 years ago

☺️

*title* 8 comments

john_green · 9 years ago

You wish you could fuck this beautiful ass.
*slaps butt*

School desk carving 5 comments

john_green · 9 years ago

All I had from school were carved penises etched into the desks.

Dammit Greenleaf Greenleaf 5 comments

john_green · 9 years ago

That explains everything.

So much inspiration 10 comments

john_green · 9 years ago

Highway to hell?

When I pee while dreaming 4 comments

john_green · 9 years ago

I've actually peed and pooped in my dreams and nothing has ever happened.

I think this store used someone's hotmail address for the sign 4 comments

john_green · 9 years ago

So is hot "male".

This is Strangely Mesmerizing..... And Perfectly Looped Also 16 comments

john_green · 9 years ago

Shut the HELL up.
Just because they haven't watched a movie you've watched doesn't mean you need to be a douchebag about it.

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Restroom poetry 4 comments

john_green · 9 years ago

But (no pun intended) I use the toilet seat covers.