If you ever have the unpleasant experience of meeting me in real life, I'm sorry.

— Paisley Report User
You made it through the week! :)
RIP James Avery :'( You'll always be our Uncle Phil
I wish I could be at Hogwarts for Christmas
I feel bad for laughing so hard
Miley's dilemma
Jennifer: "Mom?"
Michael after he killed a moth
Saturday Night Live makes me chuckle
In case you're having a sucky day today :)
I want to raise kids as cool as Tina Fey's