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John Adams Rules! (except for that one thing)

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John cera 6 comments
johnadams · 6 weeks ago
Cursed image
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John cera 6 comments
johnadams · 6 weeks ago
Cursed image
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Word Game - Entry 2 21 comments
johnadams · 8 weeks ago
Take your non-dominant hand and make a fist (this is your potato). Then, with your dominant hand, make a T-Rex claw. Then tap your fist with your T-Rex claw a couple of times (like you're testing a potato with a fork to see if it's done cooking).
Word Game - Entry 2 21 comments
johnadams · 8 weeks ago
Take your non-dominant hand and make a fist (this is your potato). Then, with your dominant hand, make a T-Rex claw. Then tap your fist with your T-Rex claw a couple of times (like you're testing a potato with a fork to see if it's done cooking).
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Don't be a Jim be a Joe 6 comments
johnadams · 8 weeks ago
In fact, my brother in law, ten years older than me, spent 6 years of his life working at Pet Smart trying to get through college, and he just couldn't do it. After failing a required class for the third time, a friend of his recommended an electrician certification course (or something like that). Cut to three years later, and he installs electrical wires for a living and makes more money than I do. Not everyone needs a college degree.
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Don't be a Jim be a Joe 6 comments
johnadams · 8 weeks ago
Society swings on a pendulum. When I was in high school in the 2000s, it was all about "go to college. Without a college degree you are nothing". Nowadays in the poor schools I teach in, we encourage students to consider trades like electrician, plumber, IT specialist, etc., as college degrees aren't worth so much anymore.
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Word Game - Entry 1 24 comments
johnadams · 8 weeks ago
Close your fist and "nod" your wrist a couple times.
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Extracted tooth with intact nerve root - super rare 5 comments
johnadams · 8 weeks ago
This should really be hidden...
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Word Game - Entry 0 58 comments
johnadams · 8 weeks ago
You hold out your pointer and thumb fingers parallel to each other (this is the letter "G"), then position them next to your mouth. Then, wave them away from your mouth a couple times. That's "green".
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Dwight is my favorite 1 comments
johnadams · 9 weeks ago
I call BS on baby Dwight smiling.
Casting- done 4 comments
johnadams · 13 weeks ago
I hate to break it to you, but John Goodman isn't fat anymore. He lost a lot of weight.
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Playing 7+ characters in one film is pretty incredible 13 comments
johnadams · 14 weeks ago
"The academy" doesn't pay anyone.
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Your daily dose of redhead. Which implies there's a shortage of redhead in your life 17 comments
johnadams · 18 weeks ago
Meh, brown eyes. Not impressed.
It's good for mental health 5 comments
johnadams · 19 weeks ago
Ok but does your policy match your district policy? Because I tried to have a grading policy like this my first two years of teaching but the assistant principals at my school pointed out the district policy only allowed one test re-take per test, and only a three-day window to turn in late assignments. So I had to change my policy. I hope your district gives you the type of freedom to have grading policies like this.
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I like the alien movies and Epstein didn't kill himself 5 comments
johnadams · 19 weeks ago
My question is, why are we still meme-ing this? This is now over a year old, we can move past it please?
I've got my apocalypse plans 9 comments
johnadams · 19 weeks ago
Watch out for zombies washing up on the beach, or climbing out of the surf.
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I've got my apocalypse plans 9 comments
johnadams · 19 weeks ago
Unless you're in a lake not using an anchor is gonna play hell with your navigation. You'll go to sleep and wake up a million miles from where you were.
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I've got my apocalypse plans 9 comments
johnadams · 20 weeks ago
watch out for underwater zombies climbing your anchor chain.
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He got a juicy dumper 2 comments
johnadams · 22 weeks ago
I love memes that are both funny and historically accurate. This is perfection.
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Xmas vs grinch 5 comments
johnadams · 24 weeks ago
Um... in the book, it says "the grinch hated christmas, the whole christmas season". Pretty clear what he hates.
Which songs were like this for you? 5 comments
johnadams · 24 weeks ago
"The Heroine" by Unwoman.
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Earth taken from voyager 1 in 1990 (more info in comments) 5 comments
johnadams · 24 weeks ago
The "Pale Blue Dot" photo. Carl Sagan asked NASA to take it and would use it in astronomy lectures later. "Every person who ever lived, every war ever fought, everything everyone has ever wanted, has been on that pale blue dot."
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Feel like some members of this community need to see this 25 comments
johnadams · 25 weeks ago
xdmaniac early in watchmen Rorschach breaks into another character's apartment and eats a can full of beans before the guy gets home. He also steals the guy's stash of sugar cubes.
Feel like some members of this community need to see this 25 comments
johnadams · 25 weeks ago
He's a bean thief
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Well he's not wrong 15 comments
johnadams · 25 weeks ago
One last thing: while you may be mistaking this for your monthly meeting of the ignorant tight-ass club, in this building, when the President stands, *no one* sits.
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