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Heking bamboozled 8 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
Double reference, niiiiice
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Heking bamboozled 8 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
this is a little prince toy! That's fantastic!
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Trust me, it really happened 8 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
Doubt.
Shirtception 1 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
Is that Nice Peter?
Vegetarian breakfast. 9 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
Who eats a fried egg and fries for breakfast?
How Germany treats the victims of Muslim terror 57 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
I don't think I believe this to be true.
That's a long term investment 2 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
...and your physical and mental health. Got rid of those too.
Snow White 7 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
If you're over 18, look up "Snow, Glass, Apples" by Neil Gaiman. But it's a mature story, so read at your own risk.
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Just like back then! 5 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
The oldest guy would have been 3 when WW2 started. None of these guys were there in person. Get your history straight.
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Right place, right time 4 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
I'll take "posing" for $600, Alex.
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Help 9 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
Do you speak a sign language other than ASL? Because that's not the ASL sign for help...
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It's a hard knock life 2 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
Those two things are not equivalent. Being on your phone is not the opposite of going out.
Thick like a potato. 4 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
Hey, the thing went from unknown in Europe before the Columbian Exchange to a staple food crop around the world. It's more significant than you might think.
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Getting straight A's 6 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
That kid is spoiled as shit.
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One day, the old gods will return 24 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
So at least one of these is Progenitus from Magic the Gathering (the second one). Are any others?
The Grinch that stole the means of reproduction 25 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
He also held mistletoe over his ass and told the town to kiss it.
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Organic bananas for scale 6 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
And then ate a bowl of orange carrots and freakishly huge corn that are both nothing like their ancestors from 600 years ago.
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My whole life was a lie 9 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
Jeez. Than your life sucked.
The world before the popularity of coffee 2 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
We have to go back... to when you didn't want to drink water because you'd die of bacteria!
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Understatements 7 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
Ah, Watson and Crick. Still famous for stealing Rosalind Franklin's work all these years later.
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Bless you 3 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
And then he was found crushed to death by an AC unit.
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That time of year again 12 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
Oh my god, I thought it sounded like Discworld. Thank you so much!
I'd turn it in and claim ignorance 5 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
What the hell class are you taking where "Youth in Asia" and "Euthanasia" could both be valid projects?
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That time of year again 12 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
Are there more of these comics? They're funny and well drawn. I can't make out the artist signature to google more.
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I like history memes 6 comments
johnadams · 7 years ago
Oh lord. Thomas Jefferson didn't write the Constitution. He wrote the Declaration of Independence. Get your history straight.
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