There's more than 5 senses, "psychology facts".

Mr. thePie sounds like an ass.

I've said every one of these things in my head. Every day of my teaching career so far.

Yeah, it's french not dutch. Wooden shoe in Dutch is Klömpen.

That's not how any of this works.

What are the words I'm looking for? Oh yeah...
Don't blink.

I read this to my wife and she out-loud said "y'all need jesus".

So, orgasm during actual intercourse or just orgasm at all?

I'm a teacher now, and me and my parents sit around a lot talking about the stuff their (1960s) teachers did vs what I do as a teacher now. Some of the stories I've heard definitely fit with this. Teaching was insane in the 60s and 70s.

That... is actually very inspirational.

But a flamethrower will burn the corpse to ashes and that stops the spread of the virus. So there's still a use for them.

Birds don't push their young out of their nests. That's a myth.

853! I got Sexy Squidward!

At least 3 of these are Mitch Hedberg.

"Excuse me, madam... do you suck balls?"

Wait... is she talking about people born in the 50s or old in the 50s, because talkies had existed for several decades by the 50s.

I was with you until we got to the giant ant, then I nope'd out of the rest of this article.

As the second president of the United States, I agree wholeheartedly.

As a Texan, I can confirm.

Nah, I don't get freaked out by my wife anymore.

"I haven't slept for ten days because that would be too long" -Mitch

No, title. No I do not.

In defense of a couple: The Daily Mail and Huffington Post are shameless click-whores who will publish/post any story if they think people will visit their websites. So they probably threw their hypocrisy detectors out of the car years ago.

It wasn't really a decade ago. It was in November. That's closer to 2019 than 2018.