Cute, but spoopy.

One of those will steal your goddamn soul. But only if you lose a children's card game first.

Dogs can see blue and white. That's 2/3rds. Close enough.

They won't. You burn bridges after you cross them. You'll be getting farther away from the light with each step you take.

Drugs. Not even once.

Joke's on you, they both taste nasty.

aw, that idea gets so twisted by the end of the movie.

WHO WANTS TO JOIN OUR WIZARD HUNGER GAMES

"Good" has an older meaning meaning "holy" or "sacred", as in "God created the dry land, and saw that it was good".

The Great Bath of Mohenjo Daro

That's Michelangelo's David, it's marble not granite.

The statue could not look more bored about this. "Oh, another pigeon... *sigh* smash"

I dunno, most of these art styles seem more "Road to El Dorado" or "Anastasia" to me, neither of which were Disney. Disney characters are rounder, with as few corners as possible.

The cat looks like Tyrone from Chappelle Show.

The goodest doggo

Please take down your nightmare fuel photoshop.

Also, the promise about 72 virgins isn't in the Quran. It's in a hadith, which is different.

Number One is definitely the Seal of the Oricalcos from YuGiOh.

So, where were the funny bits?

Weirdly, this is one of the most eloquent things I think I've ever read.