It was all going so well, but then Japan just HAD to bomb Pearl Harbour 6 comments
johnadams
· 6 years ago
Hey, Hitler declared war on the US. We were totally fine to fight Japan in the Pacific and just keep sending supplies to Great Britain.
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Vikings facts 11 comments
johnadams
· 6 years ago
English church leaders thought literally every bad thing that happened to them was punishment from God.
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Miss me with this Gay Shit 10 comments
Friendly deer 3 comments
He likes fireworks 4 comments
Misunderstandings 4 comments
johnadams
· 6 years ago
"Canada" just means "the land". Or, to put it colloquially, "here".
"Where do you people live?" "We live here. Where else would we live?"
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"Where do you people live?" "We live here. Where else would we live?"
Understanders will understand 7 comments
johnadams
· 6 years ago
Real snakes can move backwards, right? The snake can back up and carry on with its life, right?
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The Purge: Walmart edition 6 comments
Astrology 11 comments
johnadams
· 6 years ago
It's actually a lot harder now.
Old: How do you find Betelgeuse? Well, first find Orion the Hunter, then check his armpit and you've found it!
New: How do you find Betelgeuse? Well, it's somewhere in the Bees. Good luck!
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Old: How do you find Betelgeuse? Well, first find Orion the Hunter, then check his armpit and you've found it!
New: How do you find Betelgeuse? Well, it's somewhere in the Bees. Good luck!
A cone jellyfish eating another cone jellyfish 9 comments
johnadams
· 6 years ago
If you look at the one that gets eaten, you can see it has a jellyfish inside it too.
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Tinder in 1865 8 comments
johnadams
· 6 years ago
Andrew Johnson was a shit president who got impeached. This guy needs to find better role models.
Ming Na Wen (voice of Mulan) at the age of 50 14 comments
Share your stories in the comments 7 comments
johnadams
· 6 years ago
I've had to do that with my grandmother. She was in the hospital after a heart attack, and my mom and I were there with her, and she suddenly woke up confused and disoriented and desperate to go home. My mom had stepped out to get some coffee, and I was alone with my grandmother and had to tell her no, you had a heart attack, you need to stay here, you need to get better.
It sucks. I'm sorry you had to go through that, and with your father too. I'm proud of you for doing the right thing, even though it broke your heart.
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It sucks. I'm sorry you had to go through that, and with your father too. I'm proud of you for doing the right thing, even though it broke your heart.
It fits 3 comments
Memories 5 comments
johnadams
· 6 years ago
I had the big transmutation circle from FMA as my little picture icon and my parents got scared I was a satanist.
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I didn't catch your name 16 comments
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