Father's Day in Mexico be like: 9 comments
johnadams
· 5 years ago
As someone who is allergic to avocados this picture gives me heartburn just looking at it.
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It's true. College professors don't give two f*cks 9 comments
johnadams
· 5 years ago
Dude, DayQuil exists... there's no need to square off with the Lord like that.
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One of the best voices in animated movies 4 comments
johnadams
· 5 years ago
I actually dislike James Earl Jones coming back as Mufasa. They didn't bring anyone else back. Rowan Atkinson is still alive; he didn't voice Zazu again. Matthew Broderick didn't voice grown-up Simba, and Nathan Lane didn't voice Timon. I think it just shows a lack of creativity on Disney's part that they didn't try something else the second time around.
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Elizabeth from Bioshock Infinite 5 comments
Hella true 2 comments
johnadams
· 5 years ago
"They f**k you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had,
and add some extra, just for you" --Phillip Larkin, "This Be The Verse"
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They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had,
and add some extra, just for you" --Phillip Larkin, "This Be The Verse"
Saw John Cena today 13 comments
johnadams
· 5 years ago
Are we not going to mention the "purchases" john cena is supposedly making?
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Adamant cheap wasteful Camel 8 comments
"Normalized" 33 comments
johnadams
· 5 years ago
I dunno about that last one. It used to be, work all year and take no vacation. Baby steps.
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It was hard back in the day 4 comments
johnadams
· 5 years ago
I missed the last episode of "Phil of the Future" and I didn't know how the show ended until a decade later.
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Airheads 7 comments
johnadams
· 5 years ago
You joke, but in 8th grade my history teacher gave us an "unsolved mysteries of history" assignment where we had to research an unsolved mystery and come up with an "answer" (it did not have to be realistic). So me and my best friend made an X-Files spoof where I was an old-timey detective who deduced that the colony ran out of food and assimilated with the local natives, only for my friend to pop out and reveal that no, aliens abducted them. He then got beamed up to his spaceship, an effect we achieved by having him jump off the roof of his house and then rewinding the footage. We got an A+.
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scatoosh 3 comments
johnadams
· 5 years ago
"I saw a commercial for an above ground pool. It was only 30 seconds long. You know why? Because that is the maximum amount of time you can have fun in an above ground pool." -Mitch Hedberg
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2425 8 comments
Part of greatests childhood movies 4 comments
johnadams
· 5 years ago
I don't know how the best line in cinematic history came from Men in Black, but it did.
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July 4th 4 comments
johnadams
· 5 years ago
I am a massive nerd. Thank you for noticing. And I always preferred a gill of cider in the morning over beer anyways.
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July 4th 4 comments
johnadams
· 5 years ago
That's the Constitution, not the Declaration of Independence. D, very poor effort, try again tomorrow.
Filled with love, but tired 1 comments
johnadams
· 5 years ago
I agree with 90% of this post, but my neighbor's old dog is the most high maintenance dog I've ever seen. Needs to be let outside every hour to potty, whines constantly when the TV is too loud or the lights are too bright... I love her so much, but she is not low maintenance by any means!
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