Why would Spiderman get rebooted? They already have Tom Holland to be Spiderman.

Why would Spiderman get rebooted again? They've got a great Spiderman already.

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Before we got married, one of my wife's students told her she needed to take 60 baths before the wedding so "your husband won't recognize you". Kids can be savage...

I mostly like to think of what I would say to famous people I dislike or disagree with if I ever met them.

Sorry, guys, but Tom Holland signed that contract with Sony, not Marvel or Disney.

Nah, the groundwork has been laid for a solid spiderverse for Tom. He'll just hang out with Venom, do a Spider-verse movie, and be a much more "friendly neighborhood" spiderman.

This would be more appropriate as a "before and after" meme, because all the major european powers were champing at the bit to go to war with each other and prove that they were the baddest dudes around. Then the war lasted for more than a year and everyone realized how deep of sh!t they were in.

Bill is full of horsesh!t.

White isn't a race; it's a social construct.

boob le snoot

Lyra's baby daemon

As someone who is allergic to avocados this picture gives me heartburn just looking at it.

Dude, DayQuil exists... there's no need to square off with the Lord like that.

I actually dislike James Earl Jones coming back as Mufasa. They didn't bring anyone else back. Rowan Atkinson is still alive; he didn't voice Zazu again. Matthew Broderick didn't voice grown-up Simba, and Nathan Lane didn't voice Timon. I think it just shows a lack of creativity on Disney's part that they didn't try something else the second time around.

Oh hell no. I know what happens to booker if he takes this case.

"They f**k you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had,
and add some extra, just for you" --Phillip Larkin, "This Be The Verse"

Good catch, dude!

Are we not going to mention the "purchases" john cena is supposedly making?

Where's my potato?