jokur_and_batmon
Some loser. Yes, I am a female. And an adult. Not a bot. Or a troll. Just opinionated and willing to discuss.
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Choose wisely 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon
· 4 years ago
My babies ear very rarely does it but man is it cute when he comes and presents his ear to be flipped back
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Licking the science 3 comments
He just felt like running 9 comments
jokur_and_batmon
· 4 years ago
Jeez I can barely run down the block let alone run an entire half a day
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This kid dressed up as a plague doctor for medieval day at school 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon
· 4 years ago
I remember when English classes would have days where they assigned roles for a time period or unit we were studying. That was so much fun now I just have essays to write
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*Made on Earth by humans* Printed on the circuit board of Elon Musk's Tesla Roadster 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon
· 4 years ago
Ah yes because if an alien is in the insides of your car they can definitely read English, call earth Earth and us humans, as well as know what the fuck a car is.
Baby Lynx too big for he gotdam everything 4 comments
It's how we have gotten to the current situation 9 comments
jokur_and_batmon
· 4 years ago
Or everyone just listen to what sounds good to them?ill be honest i don’t really know what most of the people I listen to look like. (unless they slap their face on the cover art or have cool music videos)
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The time has come 12 comments
jokur_and_batmon
· 4 years ago
But the crack of the bun is super weak. To the point where the weight of one dog breaks it every time, so if we stack 2 dogs vertically it wouldn’t hold. If we follow the post and make a larger crack then they’re larger and harder to fold for the packaging. Thus making them harder to sell not to mention the limited demand for a double dog
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The time has come 12 comments
jokur_and_batmon
· 4 years ago
Except unlike regular buns those would be harder to package but a hamburger bun is the same size despite the # of patties
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What's a coffee shop doing with so many burrito's, though? 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon
· 4 years ago
Breakfast burritos? There’s this really good cafe that has muffins and burritos available the entirety of their day near me, and man I rlly miss them now
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Thinking about doing a daily would you rather, let me know what you think! 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon
· 4 years ago
Announce a fart. It’s somewhat more polite to inform people before a noxious smell but also if you’re near no one else then still no one knows
Some people need to hear this 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon
· 4 years ago
Ya ever just look around and notice just how many things have something about wine on it. Like the cringey “don’t talk to me until I had my wine” or “my kids are whiney so I drink wine!”. Cause there’s so many of those things
Theft is not acceptable 23 comments
jokur_and_batmon
· 4 years ago
The real answer: get a better bike lock. @punchedwitner2 uses 2 locks and he even designed an alarm system for his bike
Mind=blown 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon
· 4 years ago
All electronics are using electricity in games, tv shows, movies, etc.
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Waht do you expect? 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon
· 4 years ago
Some friends will split the bill as to who had what, best friends will swap who pays when thus ensuring that there will be more meet-ups
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Joker 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon
· 4 years ago
Yes. But it’s definitely more of an artistic statement on mental disorder and violence than a classic comic book movie. I really enjoyed it for that reason though. It was fresh compared to the cut and paste of the D.C. and Marvel movies
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Nissan GTR with amazing wrapping 4 comments
Mctrump it hasn't been 6 months but it got me: 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon
· 4 years ago
I’m thankful for his willingness to spare even that much power on my mortal soul
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