Jokur

jokur_and_batmon


Some loser. Yes, I am a female. And an adult. Not a bot. Or a troll. Just opinionated and willing to discuss.

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We just rescued this 15 year old bear from the shelter 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Looks more like a dog but good nevertheless
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Is pepsi ok..?? 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Ya’know usually Pepsi makes me wanna vomit but this time Pepsi looks even better than coke
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2 jokers, 2 oscars 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
1 cup
Greece, Skyathos. This bar is called Tesla and the wifi’s password is literally 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
That’s a pretty cool idea. I hope they don’t run into any trouble with Musk and his lawyers
Is this you? 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I have drooled exactly one time in my sleep. It was a reading test in the first grade, I could not yet read, so instead I slept through it.
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Hakuna matata 6 comments
A candidate we can all get behind 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Ya know 2020 is bad enough without cosmic events and the threat of us elections
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People do get to live a little, I suppose 6 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Exactly this. Why do we expect certain professions to always be at work but otherwise protest for shorter hours? Just let everyone get their time off
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Great admirer of this dude 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Made of metal just like the android he is
Lazy made, lazy commentary 8 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
When taking any pill but most importantly anti depressants it’s a key part of the recovery to have open communication with your doctor. There’s a reason why there’s several versions of the “same” drug. There’s numerous factors in depression. So the doctor picks a pill that seems to best fit your listed symptoms, and if you notice harsh side effects with little to no gains the doctor should change your medication. You should be an active patient even if it’s hard to be, because no one will fight for your best interest unless you do.
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53I8008 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Ah yes 4th grade
Loin king 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Here I’ll say it properly: Lion King and Beauty and the Beast are so god damn over rated.
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Put it in rice! 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
How the fuck did you do that
The first human composting site will open in Seattle in 2021 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
That sounds really cool. I hope it’s not pushed back due to the crisis
German engineering is the best 6 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Oh so gross I can see so many people using them like toilets
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658442 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Rick is just funny in all forms and should be protected
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Sketching science 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Except the philosophical question is suggesting a chickens egg. Which means the egg still cane first because a chicken must come from a chicken containing egg not just spontaneously appear
Be careful out there 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
It breaks my heart that this is necessary still
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Cough cough 16 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Easy solution: call things by their scientific name. It’s educational and shouldn’t lead to harm of others
Car’s lore 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Praise satan
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Well obviously 17 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Maybe add a third ring of competition? We have male and female hockey right? So just make a trans league and let them go against one another. The only problem is there aren’t enough people to do so, but in the future it could be a cool idea
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They're just the best of friends, apparently 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
That’s a weird looking rock
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choose 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Ass Doctor please and thanks
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Time is precious 12 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Um, yeah, talk about global warming and current events. Are you really only friends with people you’re likely to date? If you’re willing to date someone you should be friends with them first and friends with them even if they’re not in a position to date you right now.
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