There is no war in ba sing se

11 is a magical number

They also bend forwards before initiating to ask “wanna play with me?”

Why

Please, show me your name calling me

If he said that I’d be proposing to him

Oh they know. What do you think happens in a Polish kindergarten?

It was summer? And they’re all wearing coats and sweaters? I thought I was the only one

@punchedwinter2 provide the cuddles please

Except somehow Futurama is actually funny and entertaining whereas archer is boring at best

“Took an arrow in the knee on my way through Eld three summers ago. It gives out every no and then.” I don’t like the sound of my day

That last line constitutes cold blooded murder

That’s a big ass ring

There’s always been and always will be fluff and filler writers. Those hardcore “I’ll die for the article” writers are few and far between in any era. As cool as the 50’s looks it wasn’t exactly peak human performance

I got half way with that show and honestly the evidence they put against her wasn’t conclusive enough for me. But this dude? Should be in prison for 800 consecutive life terms. There’s no doubt about it. He’s a psychotic bastard that tried to kill people on camera, had his employees treated horrendously, and the animals even worse. She used the volunteer system poorly and should have her “business” shut down, but I saw nothing more than step kids who hated their step mom and circumstantial evidence presented against her for murder.

If you run a kitchenware store just let your display dehydrator run the catnip near the doors. Then, with every sale you give a kitty a new home

I’ve said it before I’ll say it again: this place is my peak aesthetic. Such witchcraft vibes in a cozy/small yet worldly town

Can we all just agree that butt day hurts

Bitcoin is at ~9.7k currently

I don’t come here to fucking cry

Then there’s me flossing twice a day