Jokur

jokur_and_batmon


Some loser. Yes, I am a female. And an adult. Not a bot. Or a troll. Just opinionated and willing to discuss.

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Meeting of the minds 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
That’s a lot of oddly colored teeth
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Eureka! 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
You know if you showed Pringles this their idea would be “oh y’all want pez flavoured pringles?”
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Super simple but I think it carries a message 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Message: dog is very handsome
Balls! 9 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
If they’re magnets and the watch is magnetic (looks like standard metal) wouldn’t touching them possibly move them out of place thus changing the time
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All Amaricans are German mayors 22 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I’m not saying it’s true or anything but I was at the dps and they were saying that Texas invented the hamburger
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Working sick be like 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Exactly where the fuck else did you get the shit on then?
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Why'd he name him Greg tho? 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I thought he turned into a dung beetle cause his family thought he was a piece of shit, but also he didn’t turn himself. He woke up that way. Get your classic literature right bots
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Chonk 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Nah he seems human but damn is he THICCC with three C’s
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OP is a f*ggot 13 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
And here we see a fucking bigoted jackass
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Airport security 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
This guy was in house and how I met your mother tho
There's always that one coworker on Monday morning 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
These cats have super impressive eye liner
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A blessing on your head, mazel tov! 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
By Hozier
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Why? 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Use Scissors to cut around the edge and once the seal is completely removed from the packaging you can separate the front from the back and retrieve the pain relief
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Happy australia day 9 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
That is a shrimp? Just not a jumbo one
Happy australia day 9 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
@johe “some shrimp on the Barbie” is how Australians say shrimp on the barbecue or bbq.
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This sex ed pamphlet given in my school 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Don’t ya know a baby is an advanced form of STD’s?
Gary, in firefighters - graduation class 2020 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Yeah no those face masks totally aren’t really creepy
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/tv/ on rap(p)ers 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Ability to make legal consent, also some women won’t reach puberty until late 16 onwards so there’s that difference
Bullet-proof McDonald’s in Detroit, Michigan, U.S.A 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
A bunch of restaurants in my area have these bullet proof casings so they were already prepared for corona
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Pineapple express 8 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Exeggutor Intensifies
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Midterm suspenseful Rat 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
It’s certainly suspended though
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Dorian Leigh and Maurice Tillet 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
What
Embroidery is fun they said 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Never fails to make me smile
Wich one ? 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Animals tend to move their feet diagonally so the first one would be very hard for them to move in. The second option allows for ‘complete’ freedom of movement like skis on a human do. The first option more closely resembles cat snowboarding as it binds the feet like it does a human
Yikes 6 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Sometimes I look at these and feel proud to be the big dude other times I look on in horror as to what some of you freaks do
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