I will never understand buying an extremely elaborate cake for really young kids. (I see its for a yarn store but it makes me thing of those cakes) I get making it special in that moment but no 2 year old sees an extremely life like cake and is any more impressed than getting cake in general. Plus will your 1 yr old remember the twelve tier masterpiece you paid 800$ for? No, sure you might but I think that sorta money should be saved for a more useable(?) happiness. Like getting tickets to a theme park or a new toy

Teachers but the second picture is realizing you have to go back too

Happy birth

That’s a lot of chicken you better be sharing with your date

Your dog needs food manners

Delightfully wholesome

*insert success kid* caught it before I bled on my clothes today

Boys is it “slutty” to believe in a god and/or to be left in your political leanings now? There’s no wining with your incel brethren sometimes

Games honestly suck at that brightness level where the logo is unseen. I get it’s meant to make the shadows better for game play but I’m already nearly blind and you have me walk into a black room to find a black cat in a black box wrapped in black paper

Surprisingly almost all ems have some kind of data plan with these companies. Whether it’s cops for their computers in the car, firefighters for comms, or emts and hospital systems. And they all pay out the ass for their plans because these companies found the group of people that absolutely must have their access so they extort them. It’s nothing new what version did and it’s likely to never change

Maincoons show up all large and not murdery

I’m still pissed that every time I try to dye my grays and whites it never takes

“Florida Man makes a beer run with a live gator in his hand“

Calming

Damn how do you yell every name? That must’ve taken so long

Warrior nun was based off this post

Except their government is in ruins as like half the population considers themselves the emperor

Raise your kid with love and don’t bring your genitals into the mix. However, scientifically speaking, kids will always need a mom for at least egg donation and perhaps incubation until a time where we can grow humans outside the womb completely. On the other hand they’ve proven you don’t need a dad as they can manufacture the sperm using female cells

At this point I have no fucking clue what based means. In that Minecraft post it seems racist and bigoted but here it seems to be used as praise? I’ve been an adult for exactly one year and I already don’t get these kids

Weird flex but okay

Marshmallow shit