Doctor you’re officially scaring me

Just check the comments to post ratio. This one has 5 comments from 6+ years ago and hundreds of recent posts

That and your head shape is almost never the same as these guys. Get a haircut that’s better fit for your head and your personality

And here we see the psychopath of the equation

You’re never brushing my teeth

Ah I get it @changetheworld I’m mostly speaking from my experience in Texas with the bigger cities here. @punchedwinter2 is an emt here and is often very vocal about problems surrounding driving the ambulances

Oh no I’ll get them gramps!

In the US it’s taught that you pull over to the right. Ambulances legally aren’t allowed to pass on the right, so you’re meant to leave the left open for them. However, that means little to fucking nothing to Americans and even less than that during rush hour

Still don’t hurt a dogs feelings. Dogs can get ptsd and other anxiety issues from this kinda thing. My dog can’t use a certain side walk in my neighborhood because someone babysat a dog for a week and that dog terrorized him

I think it’s because of the head shape of a beluga whale. If you search for a picture of one it comes out looking fairly similar to the plane above. Other than that I’ve only heard of humpback whale being an insult.