Jokur

jokur_and_batmon


Some loser. Yes, I am a female. And an adult. Not a bot. Or a troll. Just opinionated and willing to discuss.

— Jokur Report User
That good news you didn’t know you needed to hear 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Betty White has to be the best person ever she’s like your grandmas cinnamon rolls but as a person
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Definitely happened. 39 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Hey this hurt my soul and cringed the last fragment of my psyche
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He wouldn’t let go of this eraser 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Oh shit fine I’ll get geico just please put down the gun
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No wonder you had no friends, Pythagoras 8 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I don’t get D it would just spill until the level reached B again
Get llfting bois 7 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
They’re both human kids that don’t need your judgment
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[OC] Damn these long lashes! 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
My eyelashes are also a lovely lesbian couple
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First came the cone of shame, then came the sock of fame 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I do this to my dog all the time it turns him into either babushka or an embarrassed seal
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Newley wedded in front of their burning car 8 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Or thinking about the insurance uptick on destroying the rental
Eric cantona football challenge goal! 2 8 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Awe really? I was looking forward to playing the infamous second son games finally
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Gumshoe 14 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
If you live in California your taxes seem to be closer to Norway’s 24% at 45k, so why not go someplace where you don’t also have to pay exorbitantly for healthcare and they’re actively working towards a better place for their citizens?
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When the weather forecast is very accurate 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Like most things it’s smaller in real life than the pictures
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Roll for stealth, y'all 13 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
But I wanted to practice my ninja skills for Halloween
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Gumshoe 14 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Does anyone here live in Norway? Cause I’ve only ever heard amazing things about it, and other than language barrier I don’t see why everyone isn’t moving there.
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Birds.... Right 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
My cat won’t acknowledge pspsps but will come runnin if you tap the ground a bit and call her name. So idk if she’s an alien or a smart rat we found
Eric cantona football challenge goal! 2 8 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
PS5 hands down. Your ass is so unproportional in that first pic you’d be orbiting the fucking sun. The second pic just looks like 80% of Instagram at this point so no thanks
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1967ish 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Hey bot? Fuck off with the old timey racist cartoons, Kay?
Omniscient subsequent jolly Hornet 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Is that you? @dr_richard_ew
Gay bug blood 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Or guys “what have the bots come to? What low is this?”
The Sorting Hat's meth-addicted cousin 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
The American cousin
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Remember kids, steroids are dangerous 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Now no one needs to dv such a true statement.
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But you're just a fish 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Phishing schemes
None of this guess who stuff... Ladies 9 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I’d love to see someone try 38 today. In the age of covid.
N 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I don’t know how great the cvs anti theft tags are but I know at my previous job we’d find those things broken off quite a bit
I think this is a more accurate description of the "Jokers" 13 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I really enjoyed Leto’s take on the character as he modernized the weirdo and made him seem like someone who might actually be hard to beat for Batman instead of some clown on the street. Plus he fits perfectly to the new harlequin y’all are all sooooooo excited for cause she’s hot