jokur_and_batmon
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The worst possible fortune to get right now 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon
· 4 years ago
Last one I got from panda was “now is a good time economically to travel far” that was in March. The same week I had to move back home bc my university shutdown in class classes
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My grandma was bavarian 10 comments
jokur_and_batmon
· 4 years ago
My Oma’s house: rolos. Just rolos everywhere. The nasty bastards are an infestation
Bahaha tgif!! 10 comments
Versed disillusioned giddy Badger 4 comments
The online shopping hack for lazy people 2 comments
Hopeless ablaze disheartened Hamster 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon
· 4 years ago
Yikes. My high school was over 100 years old in 2 of the 4 hallways and it /showed/. There were holes in the floor that desks routinely dropped through in class with students in them, poor to no ac/heat control, massive pest issues, and last but definitely not least original chalkboards & original “colored” water fountains. They tore those halls down after I graduated and that’s honestly for the better
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Abortive numberless Penguin 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon
· 4 years ago
R2D2 thinking: I’ll do my best motherfucker, but if you haven’t noticed we’re flying in the middle of a BATTLE. Forcedamn bitch can’t you just Jedi it back together? Or does saving us from death count as too greedy with your backwards ass Jedi cult?
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R2D2 says: *beeeep*
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R2D2 says: *beeeep*
9 months of Marvin 4 comments
Who do we fight? 6 comments
Hopeless ablaze disheartened Hamster 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon
· 4 years ago
Now you have only online school where your school will cheap out and all classes must be on free zoom so it cuts out after 40min
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Witnessing Childbirth 11 comments
jokur_and_batmon
· 4 years ago
My life is a lie everything’s been a lie this whole time *insert screams here*
TA doesn’t take attendance all semester and then asks this question on exam 6 comments
jokur_and_batmon
· 4 years ago
Actually it can be a little easier if they have a very particular mask, but all of the same surgical ones is getting annoying. Listening to voices helps me a lot though
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Sandboarding 5 comments
jokur_and_batmon
· 4 years ago
@punchedwinter2 if he can do this we can build snowmen in the sand!! So sing it with me: Do you wanna build a snowman? It doesn’t have to be a snowman....
2020. In nutshell 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon
· 4 years ago
I actually did go to a driving range recently with social distancing and masks and all. It was just like this
TA doesn’t take attendance all semester and then asks this question on exam 6 comments
jokur_and_batmon
· 4 years ago
I don’t know about that but I do know that I can’t process images mentally. I believe it’s called aphantasia? But yeah I just don’t really remember what something looks like until I see it again and faces are so much more complicated. My boyfriend jokes that it takes me a minute every time we see each other for me to realize who he is (it’s also an eye sight joke as I am fairly blind)
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TA doesn’t take attendance all semester and then asks this question on exam 6 comments
jokur_and_batmon
· 4 years ago
As a person who has extremely horrendous memory surrounding faces this question pisses me off. I don’t remember my mother’s face and I’ve known her 19 years why the fuck would I suddenly know my TA?
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