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jokur_and_batmon


Some loser. Yes, I am a female. And an adult. Not a bot. Or a troll. Just opinionated and willing to discuss.

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I was tired of always losing my AirPods, so I invented the TetherPods to always keep them 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
The purest form of “I don’t speak broke”
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Last sunset 9/10/2001 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
This is also likely the last photo taken of a few people who died in those towers
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Three months is a long time 33 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Except it’s RBG who died and she was an amazing woman. She fought for women in the workplace, for abortion, the right to divorce, and many other women’s issues (not that that was her only thing). It also means there’s only 1 female judge now in the Supreme Court. Ya’know a thing of 9 people (normally) that’s supposed to provide an even an fair upholding of the constitution? You’d think that should have a fairly even mix of men and women. And don’t say there’s not enough females in Law because we make up half the students
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The newest member of our family. Please welcome Rip! 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Exactly! But also what happens in a few years? RIP Rip?
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That’s about right ???? 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
But is that vest knife proof? Cause bullet proof only helps in America
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Afraid raspy direful Gazelle 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Same, honestly. I actually forgot he existed until I started watching some dude who did exposé type videos on onision and what he’s been up to since his YouTube collapsed.
Christmas gifts I made :) 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Those are so pretty whoever gets them will definitely be happy
A picture worth a thousand words 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Pibble: soft, sweet, just wants a lick
Other dog: angey and mean
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Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk on how pitbulls are misunderstood babies
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Happy Festivus! 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Hey! My family celebrates this ‘cause my stepdad was a truck driver and almost never home for Christmas. Plus I’m an atheist so the whole holy holiday is just eh. We celebrate a little based off the show, but mostly it’s that all your gifts will be ordered by amazon in the month of December and we open them when they arrive. Actual Christmas Day is spent sleeping in to make cinnamon rolls at like 3pm and watching reruns of things. Lastly we sleep early to wake up in time for buying all the cool things in local stores at huge “day after Christmas” sales
A hand of a radiologist in 1900 10 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
What in the fuck happened to the middle finger?
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Six feet, biotch 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
The second one is very relatable with social distancing
Adventurous dynamic sedate Spider 6 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Good girl
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Horrified it's her 5th birthday 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
The face of oh no they’re singing at me again
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nice 16 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I’m in pain
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Now I’m asking which one you DISLIKE. Imho hawaiian pizza is tasty tho. Refreshing. 10 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Maybe if the dessert but the pineapple better get away from me
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Do y’all need something to be happy? 1 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
They’re both so precious
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What a timeline 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
from the pic I’d say it’s a case of the local government “fighting homelessness” by blocking all areas they can sleep, and local business owners and artists making the best of the situation by at least decorating the stuff. Or ya’know it could be a heavy rock that’s been there and no one can move it/why would they it’s not a problem for them
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Can I just have a pile of each in front of me rn? With lots of sauce. 6 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I prefer fried legs and sauced wings
This made me laugh more then it should've 26 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
@guest_ sad to see how some things don’t seem to change huh?
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“‘Cause if you gonna make a cheese run, holla at me, dawg!” 3 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I have had waaaaay too many grilled cheeses and that’s never been a problem for quesadillas so clearly they’re superior
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Probably the best costume 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
How he gonna pee or poo?
Stick figure costume 4 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
The right stick figure: do that stanky leg
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AI 2020 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
Is this not real? Is the 51st state not Wyomklahoma?
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Herman the Lop 2 comments
jokur_and_batmon · 4 years ago
I LOVE HIM WHERE IS HERMAN I MUST PET
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